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Sam
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As previously seen on the bird app.

She/They. Queer. Possibly a Fern. 🌿 Can be found chittering at crows, drinking wine, and cooking. Likely whispering at spiders.

Pro-choice. Pro-vax. Pro-EDIA. Anti-zionist. Anti-billionaire. Anti-AI.
In this modern era of AI, where megalomaniacs are destroying the world's water supply, Tank Girl is the hero we need.
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"I like coming over to yours for Christmas - your mom has fun feeding everyone, and you get to freak me out by being a weird little sleep paralysis demon."

- my cousin
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.

GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.

But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Having a headcold, my period, and unmedicated ADHD all at the same time is the most chaotic my brain has ever felt I am having thoughts at the speed of light and remembering none of it

Also I can hear EVERYTHING
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!
"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI
October 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ok but srsly tho please rec your faves
Favourite alternatives to spotify? I primarily use CDs at home because I don't trust online digital media storage as far as I can throw it but I do like the ability to

a) make playlists for dnd characters
b) pick random themed playlist to find new artists and genres
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Favourite alternatives to spotify? I primarily use CDs at home because I don't trust online digital media storage as far as I can throw it but I do like the ability to

a) make playlists for dnd characters
b) pick random themed playlist to find new artists and genres
July 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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After a disappointing first 100 days of Canada’s 45th Parliament, the federal government under Prime Minister Mark Carney must change course and reverse the declining state of human rights protection in Canada.

amnesty.ca/human-rights...
September 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I’m quoted in today’s issue of Forbes.
September 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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For a while I forgot that Bari Weiss existed.

It was nice.
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
September 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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big tech hasn't come up with anything paradigm-shifting and useful since the smartphone in 2008 and I'm tired of all the shit they keep shoving down our throats trying to recapture that high
September 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I find it fascinating that even hardcore ChatGPT fans seem to be turning on it in recent weeks
September 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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No, AI isn't "the same as Blockbuster becoming Netflix." Blockbuster didn't threaten the global power grid and water suppy while also demolishing higher education and the creative sector. It's not "inevitable." It's tech by capitalist shithawks who think learning/making anything is beneath them.
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
EXCUSE ME WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME THAT "SCARY MONSTERS AND NICE SPRITES" REDUCES MOSQUITOE ATTACKS

This study came out 6 years ago. You mean to tell me I could've been deterring mosquitoes by listening to fucking skrillex for the last SIX YEARS!? I love this song how did I not know this.
August 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tired of buying things online and then getting numerous targeted ads and daily newsletters? The solution is easier than you might think:

Physical stores! Try shopping at an in-person retailer near you. No online pestering! Get your item instantly! Buy a little treat at a café afterwards!
August 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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🚨BREAKING:

Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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AND ANOTHER THING

Every single fucking article about AI uses pictures of goddamn robots.

You know what "AI" looks like?

This. This is your "AI." Rows and rows of this.
August 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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i know everyone with a functioning brain expected chatgpt to result in deaths but i'm gonna be honest i didn't expect a suicide and a murder-suicide in the same week so soon. altman should be personally held liable
WSJ: ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.... On Aug. 5, Greenwich police discovered that Soelberg killed his mother and himself in the $2.7 million Dutch colonial-style home where they lived together.
A Troubled Man, His Chatbot and a Murder-Suicide in Old Greenwich
“Erik, you’re not crazy.” ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.
www.wsj.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM