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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 1h

Rise And Grind (your dick)

Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 1h

a black and white photo of a mask with a mustache on it

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 1h

He hasn’t looked weaker since his second term began. The general public is beginning to see it. Steady on, Democrats. Keep your resolve.

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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 20h

Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com.

The paywall is also down:

Here's The Court Document Tyreek Hill Didn't Want Anyone To See | Defector

The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro described...

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 21h

I bet the album about various types of fermented Korean pepper pastes will rip.

Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 1d

First Round Draft Pick

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 1d

James Bond poster of Sean Connery with gun removed, leaving an empty hand posed as if to imply wanking. new title copy added saying “Fancy a cheeky wank, Dr. No?”

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 2d

Man I love his attitude and POV. Great addition this season!

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Andrew Mason @masedenver.bsky.social · 2d

Broncos RB J.K. Dobbins, on the win at Philly: "It was not a surprise to us. I've been mentioning that we're a tough team ... We're showing that we're physically tough, but we weren't at championship level of mentally tough, right? Well, we showed the mental tough game today."

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 2d

I know one Eagles fan who said this type of thing to me (a Broncos fan) with zero sarcasm today . She sincerely meant it. I have long thought of her as the nicest person I know, but this today seals it. She is a saint.

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2d

"you gotta tip your cap to the broncos for winning a regular football game" says a philadephia native and lifelong fan after the game. "just a good ol fashioned football game"

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 2d

Bonitto is getting his sacks in no small part because Cooper if wrecking the pocket from the other side (and vice versa)

Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 2d

Bo-eautiful

Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 2d

Here’s a pic worth saving by all Bronco fans and Eagle haters:

Eagles WRs Brown and Smith lay in a pile with time expired after not making the winning Hail Mary catch. Broncos Safety Hufanga squats over the pile in celebration.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 2d

You can save a ton on toilet paper now tho

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Lyndon @iamlyndon.bsky.social · 3d

#TimelineCleanse

Trust me, you'll want to take a few minutes to watch this, if you're feeling down about the state of the world.

Thorne Identity @thorneidentity.bsky.social · 3d

Ireland. Stop flirting with me. I am MARRIED, god damn it.

Fruit for thought. Never judge a book by its cover. #comedy #histoty #storytelling #standup

YouTube video by David Nihill

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a purple sign that says a

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 9d

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 6d

I cannot fault him for getting paid. He has toiled away as a journeyman supporting character actor (undoubtedly working for the minimum scale wages) for decades… let him cash in!

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