Christopher Fast
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"We have been shouting from the rooftops for months: The kind of senseless, tragic killing we’ve just witnessed in Minneapolis is a predictable outcome of the current drive to take over communities, assert government power, and intimidate locals into submission."
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Trump flooded the streets with ICE agents. One just killed an unarmed woman.
Good cops have been shouting from the rooftops that this would happen.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"We have been shouting from the rooftops for months: The kind of senseless, tragic killing we’ve just witnessed in Minneapolis is a predictable outcome of the current drive to take over communities, assert government power, and intimidate locals into submission."
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Fan of Meghana Indurti now
"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"
I Started Reading Performatively, and Turns Out Books Are Pretty Good
It all started when Instagram introduced the twenty-slide photo dumps. Trying to post the correct ratio of photos to memes to appear both off-the-g...
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January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Fan of Meghana Indurti now
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Here's our 17th most-read article of 2025. Thanks, Elon?
This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
Our 17th most-read article of 2025. - - -Right now, you’re behind me, within reading distance on the freeway, at the stoplight, in the parking lot...
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December 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Here's our 17th most-read article of 2025. Thanks, Elon?
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And, just as a final bitter note, safe streets folks weren't even asking for speed humps originally. Folks wanted protected space for biking and walking on the boulevard. The speed humps were a sour "compromise" b/c at least they would be something. Cutting even the speed humps is just so bad.
August 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And, just as a final bitter note, safe streets folks weren't even asking for speed humps originally. Folks wanted protected space for biking and walking on the boulevard. The speed humps were a sour "compromise" b/c at least they would be something. Cutting even the speed humps is just so bad.
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At this rate I expect next we’ll get new information about Monica Lewinsky, a list of 205 card-carrying communists employed by the State Department, and possibly some blockbuster revelations about Grover Cleveland’s illegitimate child.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Monday that the Justice Department has released documents related to the FBI's investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server.
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Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Monday that the Justice Department has released documents related to the FBI's investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server.
www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-je...
Pam Bondi grants Hillary Clinton email probe request amid Epstein furor
Pam Bondi greenlit Hillary Clinton email release, praising Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley's transparency push.
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July 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
At this rate I expect next we’ll get new information about Monica Lewinsky, a list of 205 card-carrying communists employed by the State Department, and possibly some blockbuster revelations about Grover Cleveland’s illegitimate child.
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Sean Duffy hails from rural Sawyer Co, WI. He talks incessantly about homicides in NYC and in the subway. But a close examination of mortality risks shows beyond any doubt that they're higher in bucolic and lily white Sawyer Co than in NYC.
New York City’s Subway Is Actually Safer Than Your Car
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has a point about assaults underground, but his policies aren’t improving anything.
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July 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sean Duffy hails from rural Sawyer Co, WI. He talks incessantly about homicides in NYC and in the subway. But a close examination of mortality risks shows beyond any doubt that they're higher in bucolic and lily white Sawyer Co than in NYC.
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Oliver North on Fox News complaining that Iran has missiles is... I mean, do they even know who the fuck he is and what he did? He sold Iran missiles!
June 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Oliver North on Fox News complaining that Iran has missiles is... I mean, do they even know who the fuck he is and what he did? He sold Iran missiles!
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From a miltiary post on Reddt..... 80 year old vet arrested at the capitol today for protesting against military force used on US citizens.
June 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
From a miltiary post on Reddt..... 80 year old vet arrested at the capitol today for protesting against military force used on US citizens.
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If a US Senator is not safe from being handcuffed and detained for free speech, none of us are safe.
June 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If a US Senator is not safe from being handcuffed and detained for free speech, none of us are safe.
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Those who do not learn from history…
June 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Those who do not learn from history…
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They keep this up and Ted Cruz won’t come back from Cancun.
Texas is banning pornhub and really clamping down on weed. I was never planning on moving to Texas, but now...I'm REALLY never planning on moving to Texas.
What's a Monday morning without weed and Pornhub?😉
What's a Monday morning without weed and Pornhub?😉
May 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They keep this up and Ted Cruz won’t come back from Cancun.
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I really just have to laugh at this point that Trump gave a tariff waiver to Rolls Royce.
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I really just have to laugh at this point that Trump gave a tariff waiver to Rolls Royce.
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"Western civilization is definitely worth saving, people. But not the liberal values part, of course. I don’t mean the democracy part either. Or the shared ethical values. Or that stuff Jesus said about love and forgiveness."
Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy… ” — Elon Musk - - -I see Musk’s point. Empathy is destroying Western civilization, w...
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March 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Western civilization is definitely worth saving, people. But not the liberal values part, of course. I don’t mean the democracy part either. Or the shared ethical values. Or that stuff Jesus said about love and forgiveness."
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"Retirees are a net drain on society because they do not work eighty hours a week. They merely provide free childcare to their grandchildren and pay for unnecessary hobbies like pickleball, contra dancing, and hospice."
Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
“Martin O’Malley, the former commissioner of the Social Security Administration, said the recent cuts made by tech billionaire Elon Musk’s Departme...
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March 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Retirees are a net drain on society because they do not work eighty hours a week. They merely provide free childcare to their grandchildren and pay for unnecessary hobbies like pickleball, contra dancing, and hospice."
It's the Ides of March today. Just sayin'.
March 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's the Ides of March today. Just sayin'.
36 million may have tuned in, but how many were actually left by the end of that 90-minute rambling and self-congratulatory diatribe?
March 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
36 million may have tuned in, but how many were actually left by the end of that 90-minute rambling and self-congratulatory diatribe?
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So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.
What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
February 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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