Matt
@fathergoose.bsky.social
Help, my Mom left me locked in a hot car.
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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good morning. it is IHTOV time.
i wrote about the cars debut album, about the excitement of finding something new and different to listen to ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
i wrote about the cars debut album, about the excitement of finding something new and different to listen to ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
Just What I Needed - Discovering the Cars
I became a Cars evangelist. I recorded the song off the radio and made everyone listen to it. I didn’t care that almost all of them had heard it. I wanted to play “Just What I Needed” all the time.
ihavethatonvinyl.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
good morning. it is IHTOV time.
i wrote about the cars debut album, about the excitement of finding something new and different to listen to ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
i wrote about the cars debut album, about the excitement of finding something new and different to listen to ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
A libertarian utopia underwater? Surely nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan.
The Techno-Utopian Seasteaders Who Want to Colonize the Ocean
Libertarians have long looked at ocean living as the next frontier. Some wealthy men are testing the waters.
www.nytimes.com
April 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A libertarian utopia underwater? Surely nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan.
Trump getting hogs to switch over to electric vehicles so they can own the libs is a pretty good one. Do trains next.
March 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump getting hogs to switch over to electric vehicles so they can own the libs is a pretty good one. Do trains next.
Can we make a cringe vaccine that prevents normal people from claiming to be autistic?
March 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Can we make a cringe vaccine that prevents normal people from claiming to be autistic?
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Meanwhile in New Orleans some helpful editing…
March 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Meanwhile in New Orleans some helpful editing…
Bold of them to assume that 80% of the responses they received weren't also AI generated.
BREAKING: DOGE will use AI to assess email responses of federal workers told to justify their jobs, sources say.
DOGE will use AI to assess the responses from federal workers who were told to justify their jobs via email
The revelation comes as federal workers face a midnight deadline to respond.
www.nbcnews.com
February 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bold of them to assume that 80% of the responses they received weren't also AI generated.
We should all trap Elon Musk in a corner and fart on him.
February 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
We should all trap Elon Musk in a corner and fart on him.
The amount of content I've seen complaining about the term "sportsball" is hilarious. Yes, it is annoying and trite, and the only people still parroting it are braindead idiots... Similar to literally anything related to professional sports.
February 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The amount of content I've seen complaining about the term "sportsball" is hilarious. Yes, it is annoying and trite, and the only people still parroting it are braindead idiots... Similar to literally anything related to professional sports.
As if there weren't enough terrible news in the world right now. I never met him, but Donald Shoup was my motivation for pursuing a career in Urban Planning, and also the reason everyone hates me when the subject of parking comes up. RIP to a real one.
I'm deeply saddened to share that Donald Shoup passed away last night. He was the ideal academic—curious, methodical, and concerned with turning ideas into real-world change. TAing his parking course these past few years has one of the greatest honors of my life. Rest in peace, Shoup Dogg.
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
As if there weren't enough terrible news in the world right now. I never met him, but Donald Shoup was my motivation for pursuing a career in Urban Planning, and also the reason everyone hates me when the subject of parking comes up. RIP to a real one.
Psssh.. go woke go broke amirite chaps?
Watchdog to investigate two former figures at bankrupt Woking council
Watchdog to investigate two former figures at bankrupt Woking council
Exclusive: Local authority in Surrey declared itself effectively bankrupt in 2023 after series of risky investments
Two former senior figures at bankrupt Woking council are to be investigated by the UK’s accounting watchdog after it racked up more than…
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Psssh.. go woke go broke amirite chaps?
Times-Picayune Pitchbot: "Donald Trump to appear at Louisiana Superdome for Sunday's big game, expected to bring calm unifying presence similar to last visit by President Bush"
#SuperBowl #Nola #NewOrleans
#SuperBowl #Nola #NewOrleans
February 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Times-Picayune Pitchbot: "Donald Trump to appear at Louisiana Superdome for Sunday's big game, expected to bring calm unifying presence similar to last visit by President Bush"
#SuperBowl #Nola #NewOrleans
#SuperBowl #Nola #NewOrleans
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Trump remembers the Undertaker. Ghostbusters. He's tired. They're making him sign something? He's thinking about Golden Girls. Musk brings him a thirteen year old boy, says this is BasedPrussian, from 𝕏, he's handling Iran now. Sure, Trump mumbles. Grimace from McDonald's
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Trump remembers the Undertaker. Ghostbusters. He's tired. They're making him sign something? He's thinking about Golden Girls. Musk brings him a thirteen year old boy, says this is BasedPrussian, from 𝕏, he's handling Iran now. Sure, Trump mumbles. Grimace from McDonald's
I don't want to hear any bitching from democrats about "Why don't young people vote for us" when nobody shows up for the mid-terms. You only have yourselves to blame.
January 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I don't want to hear any bitching from democrats about "Why don't young people vote for us" when nobody shows up for the mid-terms. You only have yourselves to blame.
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The move to Rednote is like if Zuckerberg got campus police to shut down all the parties but his, and people still opted to like go find an alley to get bit by rats in.
January 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The move to Rednote is like if Zuckerberg got campus police to shut down all the parties but his, and people still opted to like go find an alley to get bit by rats in.
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ME: [orders a Christmas gift]
COMPANY, one minute later: here is your confirmation email
ME: good, yes
COMPANY, thirty minutes later: welcome to our community of like-minded product enthusiasts. to celebrate your new lifestyle journey, we would like to brand you with our logo
COMPANY, one minute later: here is your confirmation email
ME: good, yes
COMPANY, thirty minutes later: welcome to our community of like-minded product enthusiasts. to celebrate your new lifestyle journey, we would like to brand you with our logo
December 9, 2024 at 3:39 PM
ME: [orders a Christmas gift]
COMPANY, one minute later: here is your confirmation email
ME: good, yes
COMPANY, thirty minutes later: welcome to our community of like-minded product enthusiasts. to celebrate your new lifestyle journey, we would like to brand you with our logo
COMPANY, one minute later: here is your confirmation email
ME: good, yes
COMPANY, thirty minutes later: welcome to our community of like-minded product enthusiasts. to celebrate your new lifestyle journey, we would like to brand you with our logo
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people in the media are always like "this country is too divided. we need to come together and find common ground" and then when that happened this week they all started sobbing and saying "nooo not like that!!"
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
people in the media are always like "this country is too divided. we need to come together and find common ground" and then when that happened this week they all started sobbing and saying "nooo not like that!!"
Everyone out here complaining about their Spotify Wrapped while YT Music gave me mine a week ago and not in a deranged AI Podcast format that nobody asked for. Oh, and I don't see ads on YouTube either. 😎
December 5, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Everyone out here complaining about their Spotify Wrapped while YT Music gave me mine a week ago and not in a deranged AI Podcast format that nobody asked for. Oh, and I don't see ads on YouTube either. 😎
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The CEOs Union would like to remind you that bullets do not work on CEOs ✅
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The CEOs Union would like to remind you that bullets do not work on CEOs ✅
This just in over the wire: After 1 year, Kissinger is still dead and burning in the deepest pit of hell where he belongs.
November 30, 2024 at 8:07 AM
This just in over the wire: After 1 year, Kissinger is still dead and burning in the deepest pit of hell where he belongs.
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Making RFK Jr eat McDonald's is so good as a Stalinesque tactic to break his inner circle's spirits completely, over and over. You WILL eat the Big Mac and you WILL NOT say how you think it's pumped full of hormones that cause autism. Look at RFK's face here!
November 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Making RFK Jr eat McDonald's is so good as a Stalinesque tactic to break his inner circle's spirits completely, over and over. You WILL eat the Big Mac and you WILL NOT say how you think it's pumped full of hormones that cause autism. Look at RFK's face here!
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rfk jr is the funniest possible guy to have to bribe. pharma lobbyists desperately calling aquariums to find him a ganges river dolphin to kill with a riding mowe
November 16, 2024 at 6:04 PM
rfk jr is the funniest possible guy to have to bribe. pharma lobbyists desperately calling aquariums to find him a ganges river dolphin to kill with a riding mowe
Peter Watkins' 1971 mockumentary classic, "Punishment Park" presents a grim dystopic vision of a Vietnam War era United States where antiwar protesters and other radicals are rounded up as political prisoners and hunted for sport by the police. Despite being 50 years old it feels very of the moment.
November 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Peter Watkins' 1971 mockumentary classic, "Punishment Park" presents a grim dystopic vision of a Vietnam War era United States where antiwar protesters and other radicals are rounded up as political prisoners and hunted for sport by the police. Despite being 50 years old it feels very of the moment.
Where have you gone Mrs. Fleckinstein? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
November 13, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Where have you gone Mrs. Fleckinstein? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.