you’re tellin me this melon can’t sneak away and get married?

“the most important thing when you’re job searching is networking! you need to be networking!” great advice! here’s another idea: what if i just die instead

i live in a house with someone who just recently said my anxiety/autistic meltdowns have been getting worse because of the covid vaccine ( they have not ) but i cant get out because i cant get a fucking job. someone end my suffering

please no Super Bowl spoilers I haven't been able to watch the last 52 so I am not caught up yet thanks

people will speak about a game they played as a kid with the same reverence that they might a great song or novel, about how it engrossed them totally and completely. They may even tear up talking about it. and then you ask what game it was and it was Spongebob battle for bikini bottom

The Forgetful Potion Maker

#sketchbook 🐁

i love how “elon musk should be deported” is a mating call for south africans to come and tell you they don’t want him either

need good portfolio so i can get good job so i can escape this hell

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

zoom in

the ninja creami is currently single handedly keeping my mental state together

How about an indie horror game where nothing is wrong or spooky but you have to pick up the phone and call someone

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

Weirdest hill to die on got to be Bunker. That shit tiny. Everest now that's a hill

Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones