Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up https://theonion.com/australia-admits-all-those-animals-made-up/

“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.

I’ve also been stuck on the fact that Sarah Gorden apologized for another player’s comments, and is the only one to do so — despite it not being her fault in the slightest. I still hope we see public support of her from the league itself, as she is also targeted.

She hath risen.

2/ I stayed by Monica Moreta-Galarza, who was seeking asylum with her family, until she was discharged from the hospital.

“Over [in Ecuador], they beat us there too. I didn’t think I’d come here to the United States and the same thing would happen to me,” she said in Spanish.

#ORLvNC NWSL Availability

Orlando Pride
SEI: Banda
OUT:Kylie Nadaner (excused), Rafaelle (ankle)
???: Emily Sams (arm), Prisca Chilufya (thigh)

NC Courage
OUT: Denise O’Sullivan (lower body), Feli Rauch (lower body), Olivia Wingate (SEI)
???: Brianna Pinto (lower body), Ashley Sanchez (lower body)

Inbox: Commissioner Berman to speak with the media tomorrow morning at 11AM following the league’s fall board meeting.

doctor: your blood pressure is a little high

me: [alive in the year 2025] well that’s weird

Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.

I know there will be nitpicky stuff but feels like the USWNT ticked every single box they could have ever set for themselves with these three friendlies. Wins, good minutes for the kids, Rose back and clicking… just now a longgggg wait to see what comes of this first half of 2025.

Preach, @actioncookbook.com. Needed this this morning.

actioncookbook.substack.com/p/america-be...

I sure do love this picture of John F. Kennedy campaigning door-to-door in West Virginia in 1960. #JFK

While this report presents itself as an apolitical “review of evidence and best practices,” it deserves the same scrutiny and careful fact-checking as any government-produced document. Journalists should quote it only with appropriate context and after thorough vetting.

NC Courage Availability

OUT: Brooklyn Courtnall (leg), Sydney Collins (SEI), Charlotte McLean (illness), Dani Weatherholt (IR45), Olivia Wingate (D45)
???: Feli Rauch (illness), Cortnee Vine (illness)

Seattle Reign will be without a few key players as they face the NC Courage on the road.

Here are some players and tactics to watch for in the match:
www.sounderatheart.com/2025/03/matc...

Taken as a whole, I think the designers did great work with these #NWSL secondary kits. Bold colors, subtle-and-inspired details, plus bringing in some long-awaited fan asks (teal for KC, waves for SD)

The North Carolina Courage have signed defender Brooklyn Courtnall to a three-year contract through the 2027 NWSL season

A first-team All-American with the University of Southern California in 2024, Courtnall is the first collegiate player signed by the Courage in the new post-draft era.

Can anyone make an OptaJack bot for #NWSL playoffs?? #woso