There needs to be more Forensic Files Christmas episodes

I really want a 'Jason Goes to Mars' movie where Jason is stalking and killing a bunch of Martians who are like "WTF did we do? We reproduce asexually"

The Onion gets it

I don't like 'Bryce', and I like 'Brice' even less, but if anyone wanted to name their kid 'Broice', I'd be about it

I've got tickets in the next few months to see Korn, System of a Down, Primus, and Nine Inch Nails. I wish I could tell sophomore me, because he'd be fuckin hyperventilating

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Saw an ad for a product called 'Pop Soda'. I know what they're doin

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

I never put my phone in airplane mode, so if my shit goes down, that one's actually not on the FAA

Check it out, new CDs! The Kendrick one's got a proper booklet and everything! @eve6.bsky.social

I just cried at the end of fucking 'Rat Race'. Now I'm wondering if I need to take a pregnancy test or something

@eve6.bsky.social I need you to open a car rental agency so that I can rent cars with CD players. Spotify road-trips do not cut it

I need you to prove you're not wasting taxpayer dollars doing pointless busywork by doing this thing i just admitted was pointless busywork