Shrinky Salamander ->F^2
@feldsparmander.bsky.social
nsfw🔞 writer/photographer. He/them. Bisexual
lots of size stuff
lots of size stuff
Ever have a dream that recontextualizes another dream?
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ever have a dream that recontextualizes another dream?
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#sizesky #tf (genital ment.)
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Okay but have you considered life as enby cock? Feeling my fingers glide over you day after day as you can do nothing except have your conciousness boil and throb, with only the rhythm of my strokes to perceive the passage of time?
No?
Well, let's fix that 🖤
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Okay but have you considered life as enby cock? Feeling my fingers glide over you day after day as you can do nothing except have your conciousness boil and throb, with only the rhythm of my strokes to perceive the passage of time?
No?
Well, let's fix that 🖤
Suddenly in the mood for body part tf
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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fyi every SSA employed by the USPS has a company issued red manual postmark, anything essential that you need to have a date on, take it to them, anything dropped in a blue box or post office drop is going to be automatically processed and either sprayed by DIOSS or a belt canceler
For those of us who pay quarterly taxes or any other payment by December 31, this unheralded change in postal policy can bite you in the butt. This could have other unforeseen consequences (e.g., mail-in balloting), but for now, this is more timely.
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
fyi every SSA employed by the USPS has a company issued red manual postmark, anything essential that you need to have a date on, take it to them, anything dropped in a blue box or post office drop is going to be automatically processed and either sprayed by DIOSS or a belt canceler
Dr Oz describes an epidemic in the dumbest fucking way possible
Dr. Oz on the "super flu": "Every year there's a flu vaccine. It doesn't always work very well. That's why it's been controversial of late. But like many illnesses, the best news out there is if you can take care of yourself so that when you do end up running into the flu, you can overwhelm it."
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dr Oz describes an epidemic in the dumbest fucking way possible
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this was the highlight of my gallery for 2025, can never top it
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this was the highlight of my gallery for 2025, can never top it
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"Hey that's cheating!" "Shut it nerd, i only got three fingers, my toe gap smell oughta even the odds..."
sketch com for @brinsar.bsky.social
repost if it flusters ya >:3
sketch com for @brinsar.bsky.social
repost if it flusters ya >:3
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Hey that's cheating!" "Shut it nerd, i only got three fingers, my toe gap smell oughta even the odds..."
sketch com for @brinsar.bsky.social
repost if it flusters ya >:3
sketch com for @brinsar.bsky.social
repost if it flusters ya >:3
I spotted an owl
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I spotted an owl
After much analysis, the Dubai chocolate craze was a plot by ultra conservative pistachio businessmen to take cash from trend-seeking city-dwellers and youth
December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
After much analysis, the Dubai chocolate craze was a plot by ultra conservative pistachio businessmen to take cash from trend-seeking city-dwellers and youth
Uralic is rhizomatic
December 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Uralic is rhizomatic
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No buggin this micro is wack!! art trade with @blankdummy.bsky.social,
microless alts below also read the story he wrote for it here: furaffinity.net/view/6347285...
if you jerk off to it repost it >:3
microless alts below also read the story he wrote for it here: furaffinity.net/view/6347285...
if you jerk off to it repost it >:3
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
No buggin this micro is wack!! art trade with @blankdummy.bsky.social,
microless alts below also read the story he wrote for it here: furaffinity.net/view/6347285...
if you jerk off to it repost it >:3
microless alts below also read the story he wrote for it here: furaffinity.net/view/6347285...
if you jerk off to it repost it >:3
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Why don’t you c’mon over and grab a drink, get cozy, and spend the rest of this year relaxing in- uhh I mean ON my gut. Plenty of room for ya~
No promises you’ll make it to next year though 😈
BWuUOoOrRP~
Thanks a bunch to @cobaltgrande.bsky.social for the lovely artwork! I love how it turned out!
No promises you’ll make it to next year though 😈
BWuUOoOrRP~
Thanks a bunch to @cobaltgrande.bsky.social for the lovely artwork! I love how it turned out!
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why don’t you c’mon over and grab a drink, get cozy, and spend the rest of this year relaxing in- uhh I mean ON my gut. Plenty of room for ya~
No promises you’ll make it to next year though 😈
BWuUOoOrRP~
Thanks a bunch to @cobaltgrande.bsky.social for the lovely artwork! I love how it turned out!
No promises you’ll make it to next year though 😈
BWuUOoOrRP~
Thanks a bunch to @cobaltgrande.bsky.social for the lovely artwork! I love how it turned out!
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Would you trust your life, your world, your existence, to the care of your closest friends? Even if you were to end up in a terrarium on their coffee table, where they'd most likely put their feet up frequently?
...I would.
Commision for @paragonisaac.bsky.social.
...I would.
Commision for @paragonisaac.bsky.social.
December 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Would you trust your life, your world, your existence, to the care of your closest friends? Even if you were to end up in a terrarium on their coffee table, where they'd most likely put their feet up frequently?
...I would.
Commision for @paragonisaac.bsky.social.
...I would.
Commision for @paragonisaac.bsky.social.
There is a hell of a smear effort being done against Minnesota
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There is a hell of a smear effort being done against Minnesota
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RFK as Glem Greenwald voice: “viruses—in whose existence I do NOT believe—are engineered to cause disease—which they CANNOT do—in labs—”
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
RFK as Glem Greenwald voice: “viruses—in whose existence I do NOT believe—are engineered to cause disease—which they CANNOT do—in labs—”
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Rain is a bit of a light weight when it comes to alcohol.
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Rain is a bit of a light weight when it comes to alcohol.
The cutest of furs can be the most dangerous
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The cutest of furs can be the most dangerous
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u like big milkshakes don't u? or how was it
patreon reward for Devhaio cero
patreon reward for Devhaio cero
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
u like big milkshakes don't u? or how was it
patreon reward for Devhaio cero
patreon reward for Devhaio cero
Russia is more Islamic than western Europe but republicans must
Push their agenda
Push their agenda
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Russia is more Islamic than western Europe but republicans must
Push their agenda
Push their agenda
women have rally great asses, especially when they are hundreds of times bigger than you
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
women have rally great asses, especially when they are hundreds of times bigger than you
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December 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Getting into some hairy situations...
2023
2023
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Getting into some hairy situations...
2023
2023
When's the next season of battlebots?
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When's the next season of battlebots?