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Jerick McKinnon's ADP is my riddle

I can name all the pasta shapes
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Gamers
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’m the guy they pay to post “{movie} is a Christmas movie” about any film set in December
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Even if you’re an otherwise good person, you can still wind up in Hell for insisting that all movies set in/around Christmas are ‘Christmas movies’
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The problem with fetishizing the rule of law is that people have to break the law to resist fascism, state violence, and oppression. This has always been true, and is very much the case RIGHT NOW.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Chefs HATE this one trick (crowding the pan)
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Stephen Miller is doing raw, open white supremacy. The logics of Andrew Jackson and Adolph Hitler and every Jim Crow lynch mob.

And also, even the Wall Street Journal opinion page thinks the racism has gone too far, which is really saying a lot about exactly how extreme it is 🙃
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And *that’s* why you draft Rasheen Ali in Rasheen Ali Fourth Quarter Rushing Yards premium leagues
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Defense is a foreign concept to the Kings
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
everyone in heaven chanting “teddy grahams variety pack” at god until he gives in
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
All fruit pies would be better as turnovers
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hark, Traveler! I will tell you which pies are Lowkey Goated and which are doodoo-shit-from-a-butt, but only if you solve my riddles 3!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is ridge regression conscious? Can this Bayesian hierarchical model fall in love? Should random forests have human rights?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A lavishly-produced Metroidvania-style dungeon designed for use with one of the most refreshing ttrpg systems in recent memory???

Just preordered my copy and I suggest you all do the same!
The Castle Automatic is a dungeon where you control the time of year, time of day, and the weather to solve puzzles, avoid vampires, and reclaim the world's most magical treasures.

Be an Early Worm and back the preorder at a discounted price!

www.exaltedfuneral.com/pages/the-ca...
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Late to the party, but GDT's Frankenstein is easily his worst film to date. Maximal without a discernible thesis. Opted to tell (shout, really) rather than show at every turn. Did not earn a fraction of its bloated runtime. The ultimate 'I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid' blockbuster.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The quintessential Bluesky experience is meeting someone who shares your politics, but has the universe’s most cursed takes about literally everything else
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rogue One is one of the most video game-poisoned pieces of popular media, it may as well have been made by Naughty Dog
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I just bookmarked the Cheetah Cub Cam, this is the fucking cutest
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"You may now mute food discourse *and* complaining about food discourse."
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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This is literally White Supremacist Capitalism trying to retain the Democratic Party as controlled opposition
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
With his nearly league-worst time-to-throw, they’re calling JJ McCarthy ‘Christian Ponders’
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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JSN had haters. Imagine
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Someone tally the Tee Higgins trap games
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Historically, the designation 'prestige TV' has been a warning to viewers: 'expect Overwrought Metaphor: The Show.' The recent offerings from AppleTV have doubled-down on this to an absurd degree
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Bills truly deserve an L here
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM