FF Sphinx
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Jerick McKinnon's ADP is my riddle I can name all the pasta shapes
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If any mutuals are interested in joining an *intensely* casual, season-long, NBA DFS league, let me know. Hosted on FD; one-time $10 entry fee; play every Wednesday slate for the duration of the fantasy season (23 weeks).
Pitchers when they can’t intentionally walk Ohtani for the millionth time
The Pokémon known as Sobble, crying effusively.
Getting waylaid by the first node in the tech tree
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turning a big dial that says "Werewolf" on it and constantly looking back at Dracula from 2004’s Van Helsing to see if he has shit himself yet
Nagy, Smith, Eberflus, and Waldron are the four horsemen of unwatchable football. Makes sense that the Titans would be considering at least two of them.
Every aspect of in-season management is sadomasochistic. Trades? You mean the groveling simulator? Start/sit decisions? What better way to publicly humiliate yourself? Waivers? Torture, plain and simple.
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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
The Hamburglar is the Hamburger Helper’s Wario
I don’t need your hamburger help
Gene Lime helped me understand that second place is a little bit like first place (if you think about it) and also taught me how to best pronounce “bailamos.” One of my favorite characters.
Tonight the Bears played football that was sloppy, timid, and joyless. Disgusting win. I want this team to be fun so badly and they are not delivering.
Sure, I could utilize any of DJ Moore, Rome Odunze, Luther Burden, or Colston Loveland, but why would I do that when I can get 1.2YPC from D'Andre Swift and waste targets on Cole Kmet and Olamide
Zaccheus??
I worried that we would never see rookie season Josh Allen ever again
Easily solved by playing all games simultaneously, in London, on Wednesdays
Jameson Williams… lives??
Embarrassing yourself on a European trip is admittedly very NJ
Taysom Hill’s package keeping things close
Praying for garbage-time Diggs points in a game where Maye shatters the single game QBR record. The 2025 season in a nutshell
Drake Maye is going to throw eight TD passes before Diggs gets a target today
cardiac years under expected
He’s getting a big Atts-a-no
Skattebo seems unbearable
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daboll realizing it is impossible to concuss cam skattebo is like when neo realized he was the one
The real haters hate the Yankees primarily for their fans, who have not and will not improve