Legal Yossarian
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What are they going to say? “He was a kind man, he was a wise man, he had plans?”
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This might be a good time to mention that the Andor sequel MUST BE Kleya and Vel hunting down Empire war criminals and occasionally having them survive capture and transport
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Six tribes have issued a statement telling the feds to stop detaining their members.
The gov’t “carries a duty to Tribal Nations. This duty includes safeguarding constitutional rights, ensuring due process, and preventing unlawful detention or harm to tribal citizens, regardless of where they live”
The gov’t “carries a duty to Tribal Nations. This duty includes safeguarding constitutional rights, ensuring due process, and preventing unlawful detention or harm to tribal citizens, regardless of where they live”
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Six tribes have issued a statement telling the feds to stop detaining their members.
The gov’t “carries a duty to Tribal Nations. This duty includes safeguarding constitutional rights, ensuring due process, and preventing unlawful detention or harm to tribal citizens, regardless of where they live”
The gov’t “carries a duty to Tribal Nations. This duty includes safeguarding constitutional rights, ensuring due process, and preventing unlawful detention or harm to tribal citizens, regardless of where they live”
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I'm just imagining Nick Sortor sobbing at his desk while writing these posts.
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I'm just imagining Nick Sortor sobbing at his desk while writing these posts.
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This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
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greg bovino looks like if steve-o got addicted to hurting small animals
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
greg bovino looks like if steve-o got addicted to hurting small animals
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the way he strides around in that trenchcoat? really evokes the sound 4th graders playing The Imperial March on the recorder
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
the way he strides around in that trenchcoat? really evokes the sound 4th graders playing The Imperial March on the recorder
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many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough
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I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
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Yup.... keep recording, videoing and gathering evidence.
Eventually, their masks will be removed when they're sitting before a judge answering for their crimes
Eventually, their masks will be removed when they're sitting before a judge answering for their crimes
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Yup.... keep recording, videoing and gathering evidence.
Eventually, their masks will be removed when they're sitting before a judge answering for their crimes
Eventually, their masks will be removed when they're sitting before a judge answering for their crimes
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Making the rounds on FB:
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Making the rounds on FB:
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New Reuters poll shows Trump's approval on immigration is at an all-time low
-only 39% of Americans approve of Trump's job on immigration
-53% disapprove
-58% say ICE has gone too far in its crackdown
-His overall approval is at a low of 38%, which it was in November
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
-only 39% of Americans approve of Trump's job on immigration
-53% disapprove
-58% say ICE has gone too far in its crackdown
-His overall approval is at a low of 38%, which it was in November
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump's immigration approval drops to record low, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
American approval of U.S. President Donald Trump's immigration policy fell to its lowest level since his return to the White House in a new Reuters/Ipsos poll, with a majority of Americans saying his ...
www.reuters.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New Reuters poll shows Trump's approval on immigration is at an all-time low
-only 39% of Americans approve of Trump's job on immigration
-53% disapprove
-58% say ICE has gone too far in its crackdown
-His overall approval is at a low of 38%, which it was in November
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
-only 39% of Americans approve of Trump's job on immigration
-53% disapprove
-58% say ICE has gone too far in its crackdown
-His overall approval is at a low of 38%, which it was in November
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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That means ending militarized federal raids, ensuring independent investigations into misconduct, and protecting the constitutional rights of people to document and resist government overreach.
This was never about one individual. It’s about a system of terror driven by Donald Trump and his regime.
This was never about one individual. It’s about a system of terror driven by Donald Trump and his regime.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
That means ending militarized federal raids, ensuring independent investigations into misconduct, and protecting the constitutional rights of people to document and resist government overreach.
This was never about one individual. It’s about a system of terror driven by Donald Trump and his regime.
This was never about one individual. It’s about a system of terror driven by Donald Trump and his regime.
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The people of Minnesota should all be proud of what they’ve done because they got this enforcer of hate out. We are all happy to say good riddance to Greg Bovino, but our work is not done. We must continue to fight for real accountability.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The people of Minnesota should all be proud of what they’ve done because they got this enforcer of hate out. We are all happy to say good riddance to Greg Bovino, but our work is not done. We must continue to fight for real accountability.
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The people of Minnesota won and the regime is losing. Thousands of neighbors rallied together day after day and proved that these fascists are weak and beatable. The people rejected them, and we’ll continue to reject them.
Greg Bovino Loses His Job
The Border Patrol chief has been ousted from his role as “commander at large,” and will return to El Centro.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The people of Minnesota won and the regime is losing. Thousands of neighbors rallied together day after day and proved that these fascists are weak and beatable. The people rejected them, and we’ll continue to reject them.
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Alex Pretti cared for her father in the hospital. She wants the world to know he’s a ‘wonderful person’
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/u...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/u...
Alex Pretti cared for her father in the hospital. She wants the world to know he’s a ‘wonderful person’ | CNN
Sara Misner joins The Lead.
www.cnn.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Alex Pretti cared for her father in the hospital. She wants the world to know he’s a ‘wonderful person’
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/u...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/u...
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On CNN, Anderson Cooper using the sentence "That was a lie" over and over tonight regarding the words of Noem, Miller and Bovino.
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 AM
On CNN, Anderson Cooper using the sentence "That was a lie" over and over tonight regarding the words of Noem, Miller and Bovino.
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Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.
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To those who see HOLOCAUST 2.0 arriving in America, I am given hope by one major difference. Germany didn’t have iPhones to leak reality to the press and social media. That’s our super power.
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
To those who see HOLOCAUST 2.0 arriving in America, I am given hope by one major difference. Germany didn’t have iPhones to leak reality to the press and social media. That’s our super power.
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A few weeks ago, Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale called for public executions.
Now we've had a few in Minneapolis—and they're backfiring massively.
What other brilliant advice do the manchild idiots of Silicon Valley have for Trump administration?
Now we've had a few in Minneapolis—and they're backfiring massively.
What other brilliant advice do the manchild idiots of Silicon Valley have for Trump administration?
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A few weeks ago, Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale called for public executions.
Now we've had a few in Minneapolis—and they're backfiring massively.
What other brilliant advice do the manchild idiots of Silicon Valley have for Trump administration?
Now we've had a few in Minneapolis—and they're backfiring massively.
What other brilliant advice do the manchild idiots of Silicon Valley have for Trump administration?
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Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
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Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
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"The way to honor Alex Pretti is to end the lawless occupation that took his life. It’s to free his fellow citizens, in Minnesota and beyond, from attacks by masked, trigger-happy government agents. It’s to begin to end the grotesque mass deportation campaign..."
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
Honor Pretti and Good. End the Occupation.
Now is the time to think big and be bold.
open.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
"The way to honor Alex Pretti is to end the lawless occupation that took his life. It’s to free his fellow citizens, in Minnesota and beyond, from attacks by masked, trigger-happy government agents. It’s to begin to end the grotesque mass deportation campaign..."
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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The dam is breaking, GOP senator from Utah edition...
January 26, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The dam is breaking, GOP senator from Utah edition...
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A federal judge ordered a new briefing due Wednesday on whether DHS is using armed raids to pressure Minnesota into abandoning its sanctuary policies, leaving ICE operations in place for now. www.wired.com/story/judge-...
Judge Delays Minnesota ICE Decision While Weighing Whether State Was Being Illegally Punished
A federal judge ordered a new briefing due Wednesday on whether DHS is using armed raids to pressure Minnesota into abandoning its sanctuary policies, leaving ICE operations in place for now.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
A federal judge ordered a new briefing due Wednesday on whether DHS is using armed raids to pressure Minnesota into abandoning its sanctuary policies, leaving ICE operations in place for now. www.wired.com/story/judge-...
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Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune