ElizaB
@figandpen.bsky.social
Oh no! Some news that was about to be delivered was… delivered.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Oh no! Some news that was about to be delivered was… delivered.
Christmas came early in our house.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Christmas came early in our house.
The state of this cracker-ass motherfuckin huckster.*
*not said in a hurtful or insulting way
*not said in a hurtful or insulting way
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The state of this cracker-ass motherfuckin huckster.*
*not said in a hurtful or insulting way
*not said in a hurtful or insulting way
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When we joined the counter protest against the racist pricks screaming outside a Falkirk hotel housing asylum seekers, the police did nothing about the volleys of eggs thrown by the racists.
So there's a nice legal precedent if you happen to be in Falkirk on December 6 with a pocketful of eggs...
So there's a nice legal precedent if you happen to be in Falkirk on December 6 with a pocketful of eggs...
Nigel Farage to visit Falkirk for Reform UK rally next month
NIGEL Farage is set to visit Scotland for a Reform UK rally early next month, according to reports ...
www.thenational.scot
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
When we joined the counter protest against the racist pricks screaming outside a Falkirk hotel housing asylum seekers, the police did nothing about the volleys of eggs thrown by the racists.
So there's a nice legal precedent if you happen to be in Falkirk on December 6 with a pocketful of eggs...
So there's a nice legal precedent if you happen to be in Falkirk on December 6 with a pocketful of eggs...
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If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch.
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform’s ‘Trumpian’ legal threats hint at more aggressive approach to media
Ultimatums sent to publications appear to intensify as Nigel Farage’s party rises in polls
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch.
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Scottish friends, that silly bitch with bad breath will be in Falkirk on December 6th. Let’s go give him a Glasgow-style welcome.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Scottish friends, that silly bitch with bad breath will be in Falkirk on December 6th. Let’s go give him a Glasgow-style welcome.
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New look, same great mind-bending, heart-breaking time travel tale.!
‘How Soon Is Now?’, in its gorgeous new cover, is available in print, on kindle and from Audible. Read it today!
www.amazon.co.uk/How-Soon-Now...
#BookSky
‘How Soon Is Now?’, in its gorgeous new cover, is available in print, on kindle and from Audible. Read it today!
www.amazon.co.uk/How-Soon-Now...
#BookSky
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
New look, same great mind-bending, heart-breaking time travel tale.!
‘How Soon Is Now?’, in its gorgeous new cover, is available in print, on kindle and from Audible. Read it today!
www.amazon.co.uk/How-Soon-Now...
#BookSky
‘How Soon Is Now?’, in its gorgeous new cover, is available in print, on kindle and from Audible. Read it today!
www.amazon.co.uk/How-Soon-Now...
#BookSky
I always said they’d miss our tax money when we’re gone. Now I laugh because they only have themselves to blame.
Enjoy your sovereignty, idiots.
Enjoy your sovereignty, idiots.
Brexit costing UK up to £90bn in lost tax revenue , new analysis shows
Exclusive: Britons also up to £3,700 worse off, leading to calls for the Labour government to improve relations with the EU
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I always said they’d miss our tax money when we’re gone. Now I laugh because they only have themselves to blame.
Enjoy your sovereignty, idiots.
Enjoy your sovereignty, idiots.
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thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
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You throw around the term 'conservative' despite the brutal murder Colonel Mustard committed with the candlestick in the conservatory?
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You throw around the term 'conservative' despite the brutal murder Colonel Mustard committed with the candlestick in the conservatory?
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
This is lovely. They made a product that didn’t often need replacing, and when they needed a little help, the people said ’Yes, of course.’
‘The French people want to save us’: help pours in for glassmaker Duralex
The brand, which evokes nostalgia and pride, hit its €5m fundraising target within hours and orders have soared
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is lovely. They made a product that didn’t often need replacing, and when they needed a little help, the people said ’Yes, of course.’
I’m fitter than LeBron James.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’m fitter than LeBron James.
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It needs to say ‘hey Bubba’ on the back.
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It needs to say ‘hey Bubba’ on the back.
Early on the morning of Monday, March 16th, 2025, I paid my entire staff through the end of the month and rang round to tell them not to come to work. I had no idea what would happen next, but I knew that was the best thing to do at that moment. It was not a difficult decision.
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Early on the morning of Monday, March 16th, 2025, I paid my entire staff through the end of the month and rang round to tell them not to come to work. I had no idea what would happen next, but I knew that was the best thing to do at that moment. It was not a difficult decision.
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The UK is not a curious country. After 25 years of Children in Need, no one has thought to ask ‘why are the children in need?’
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The UK is not a curious country. After 25 years of Children in Need, no one has thought to ask ‘why are the children in need?’
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Can confirm.
People forget that Great Britain is basically Alabama outside of London only poorer people with weaker constitutions and worse food.
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Can confirm.
Do not bring your skills, your knowledge, your education, or your genius. Do not attempt to share your ingredients, your food, or your treats. Do not try to give us your music, your art, your laughter, or your love.
Leave us to our sour island of boiled turnips, itchy jumpers, and cold hearts.
Leave us to our sour island of boiled turnips, itchy jumpers, and cold hearts.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do not bring your skills, your knowledge, your education, or your genius. Do not attempt to share your ingredients, your food, or your treats. Do not try to give us your music, your art, your laughter, or your love.
Leave us to our sour island of boiled turnips, itchy jumpers, and cold hearts.
Leave us to our sour island of boiled turnips, itchy jumpers, and cold hearts.
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You’d be within your rights to instead of asking Starmer questions just to primal scream at him until he turns into a blob fish.
Asked how happy Keir Starmer is that Tommy Robinson is now backing his asylum plans, his spokesman replies that "the public can tell that the pace and scale of illegal immigration is out of control..."
"We must restore order... or we will lose public consent for giving refuge at all".
"We must restore order... or we will lose public consent for giving refuge at all".
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You’d be within your rights to instead of asking Starmer questions just to primal scream at him until he turns into a blob fish.
Is there an unwritten rule that Home Secretaries must be unhinged? Does the British public take a secret vote demanding the Home Secretary be cruel, xenophobic, and (in some cases) blatantly self-loathing? Why are they like this?
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is there an unwritten rule that Home Secretaries must be unhinged? Does the British public take a secret vote demanding the Home Secretary be cruel, xenophobic, and (in some cases) blatantly self-loathing? Why are they like this?
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Not so fun when the fire hose of shit is pointed at you.
President Trump says that he will direct AG Bondi to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's involvement with former President Bill Clinton and other prominent Democrats and financial institutions.
Trump calls on Justice Department to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's relationship with political and other figures
The president said he will ask Pam Bondi to investigate former President Bill Clinton and others' relationships with the late convicted sex offender, a former friend of Trump's.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Not so fun when the fire hose of shit is pointed at you.