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CM Randolph
@figgleforth.bsky.social
Single cat lady. Cross stitcher and nerd.
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Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles launches Tuesday, September 30th, 2025 for Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X|S, and Steam, and pre-orders will start later today

For more information regarding the game, check out our blog: sqex.link/FFTICa
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS - The Ivalice Chronicles | Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Square Enix
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June 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Hey, here’s some of what @thedemocraticparty.bsky.social did today 👋🏽
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Oops 😬
February 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Not today, Satan
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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JUST IN: A new H5N9 bird flu variant has been found in U.S. poultry for the first time at a California duck farm.

This variant, linked to the dangerous H5N1 strain, has led to the culling of nearly 119,000 birds to stop the outbreak.
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Hey, while we're talking about erasing history:

In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun."

The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen.

So they refused to announce a winner🤡
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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🇺🇸👇👇🇺🇸
January 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.

This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.

Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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from today's post —
link is here: bit.ly/4jio26l
January 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.

In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.

Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.
January 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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mine will always be the sperm whale who reacted to a Roman soldier throwing a bottle at him off the Byzantine coast by sinking every ship he could off that coast for the next 60 years and had the emperor declare him an enemy of the state and name him after the Titan who attacked mount olympus
About once a week I think fondly of my personal icon, the elephant who trampled a woman and then came back later to trample her some more at her funeral.
conversation I had with a ranger at Corbett National Tiger Reserve

me: whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle? Tiger?

him: elephant

me: what about in the water

him: elephant

me: you don't understand, I mean aquatic animal

him: no you don't understand, don't fuck with elephant
January 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.

You are entitled to your own opinion.

You are not entitled to your own facts.

Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
January 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Unsuccessfully.
How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?
January 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.
December 31, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.

➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A social distancing cheat chart:
January 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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ME: and the hell, is it fresh?

2025: oh yes, the freshest
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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This is so spot-on it’s scary.
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM