Ellie, 2.0
@ellieboren.bsky.social
I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
Chicken is just really not sparking joy for me lately
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Chicken is just really not sparking joy for me lately
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
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Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
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honestly shocked at the lack of wagon-circling around hegseth, though considering trump staffs his cabinet exclusively with rats duct-taped to kitchen knives I suppose it was inevitable they’d lunge at the first whiff of blood
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
honestly shocked at the lack of wagon-circling around hegseth, though considering trump staffs his cabinet exclusively with rats duct-taped to kitchen knives I suppose it was inevitable they’d lunge at the first whiff of blood
Just saw a video of an actress I quite like & it made me look up her age. She’s one year younger than me (👵🏻). She looks great! However, on balance I do think I look younger, so…💅🏻
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just saw a video of an actress I quite like & it made me look up her age. She’s one year younger than me (👵🏻). She looks great! However, on balance I do think I look younger, so…💅🏻
I feel like I’ve maybe almost healed enough to rewatch A Star Is Born (2018). I knew the 1954 one, so I was basically preemptively crying for the entire runtime, anticipating the ending.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I feel like I’ve maybe almost healed enough to rewatch A Star Is Born (2018). I knew the 1954 one, so I was basically preemptively crying for the entire runtime, anticipating the ending.
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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Re TN-7:
If she holds him to less than 15 points, that's huge.
If it's less than 10 points, that's epochal.
If it's less than 5 points, that's... not sure I even have a word that would suffice.
And why not: If she wins, that's the end of Trump. The GOP will run away from him nationwide.
If she holds him to less than 15 points, that's huge.
If it's less than 10 points, that's epochal.
If it's less than 5 points, that's... not sure I even have a word that would suffice.
And why not: If she wins, that's the end of Trump. The GOP will run away from him nationwide.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Re TN-7:
If she holds him to less than 15 points, that's huge.
If it's less than 10 points, that's epochal.
If it's less than 5 points, that's... not sure I even have a word that would suffice.
And why not: If she wins, that's the end of Trump. The GOP will run away from him nationwide.
If she holds him to less than 15 points, that's huge.
If it's less than 10 points, that's epochal.
If it's less than 5 points, that's... not sure I even have a word that would suffice.
And why not: If she wins, that's the end of Trump. The GOP will run away from him nationwide.
As a significant Rand Paul hater it does hurt me slightly when he does a reverse heel turn, but I will award points where due!
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
As a significant Rand Paul hater it does hurt me slightly when he does a reverse heel turn, but I will award points where due!
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Ds don't seem to be getting what they need out of Nashville. But if the margin lands at R+3, that's a D+19 shift from 2024 -- we're not talking a wave, we're talking tsunami
again @gelliottmorris.com says behn still has a chance but damn 3 points in this district is 🦇💩
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ds don't seem to be getting what they need out of Nashville. But if the margin lands at R+3, that's a D+19 shift from 2024 -- we're not talking a wave, we're talking tsunami
No Republican in Tennessee has *ever* only led by 3! They put a minimum of 7 points on the board before a single vote has even been cast.
sickos yes
even losing this race by only a couple is going to scare the bejeezus out of them
even losing this race by only a couple is going to scare the bejeezus out of them
First NYT estimate is R+3 lol
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No Republican in Tennessee has *ever* only led by 3! They put a minimum of 7 points on the board before a single vote has even been cast.
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This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
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There’s a good chance that when it finally happens it will happen on camera and you’ll get to enjoy watching it over and over and over for the rest of your life, and while that’s not much, it’s not nothing. We’ll have that.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s a good chance that when it finally happens it will happen on camera and you’ll get to enjoy watching it over and over and over for the rest of your life, and while that’s not much, it’s not nothing. We’ll have that.
Thinking about S2 of Murderbot and desperately hoping they have the budget for Ian McShane or Olivia Colman to voice ART. These are objectively the best choices @marthawells.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thinking about S2 of Murderbot and desperately hoping they have the budget for Ian McShane or Olivia Colman to voice ART. These are objectively the best choices @marthawells.com
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He’s gonna become a cryptid
it’s probably normal and fine that I’ve only seen the current mayor of New York City like twice since the election a month ago and both times he was in a country thousands of miles away
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
He’s gonna become a cryptid
M I L L E N N I A
Hateration flows through my veins
Hateration flows through my veins
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
M I L L E N N I A
Hateration flows through my veins
Hateration flows through my veins
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
How does she not know how to boil potatoes?? She’s vegan, as we know because she won’t shut up about it. Potatoes are one of like 5 things she can eat. #90dayfiancetheotherway
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
How does she not know how to boil potatoes?? She’s vegan, as we know because she won’t shut up about it. Potatoes are one of like 5 things she can eat. #90dayfiancetheotherway
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lets dig up his skeleton and see how he is looking
And on this World Aids Day 2025, let me unequivocally say FUCK YOU RONALD REAGAN I HOPE YOU’RE SUFFERING IN HELL
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
lets dig up his skeleton and see how he is looking
What’s for dinner?
Brown.
Brown.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What’s for dinner?
Brown.
Brown.
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Pastor, she bested TWO Skarsgårds! The two best ones, even.
Lee Byung-hun and Minnie Driver hand the award for Best Supporting Performer to Sinners' Wunmi Mosaku, who beat both Skarsgårds! She is not here, so Ryan Coogler accepts in her stead.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Pastor, she bested TWO Skarsgårds! The two best ones, even.
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Broke: "I want justice."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Broke: "I want justice."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
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This is why we had the Revolution.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is why we had the Revolution.
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens