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Dj Binjuice
@figjams.bsky.social
I’m not really here
Dog owner
Indie music lover
Lego lover
Leftie
Former alcoholic with a Diet Coke habit
Awake and frankly livid
January 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I think there might be some plot holes in the #bible
January 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Awake. Utterly livid at this
Send #nudes #coffee #toast #morecoffee
January 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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I thought that was that one out of Sleeper #totp
January 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am far too heavily caffeinated for this time of the evening
January 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Garfield
Who is the fictional character that you relate to the most?
January 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Punishment for retweeting the leaked picture of heaven god has sent bolts to earth
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I think the Russian orthodox church just called me a wanker....
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Citation needed
Happy 24th birthday to Wikipedia.
Probably the best thing on the internet.
January 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’ve been appendix less for 30 years now.
The painful little scamp
January 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I like #lego
I like #indie #music
I like #dogs

Yeah. I’ve not really changed since I was 12
January 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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lest we forget
January 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Partner snoring their box off next to me,
89db is their record tonight

Just woke herself up with one and said
“Oh you can’t sleep either”

That either is carrying a load.m it’s buckling
January 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Goodnight little phone people
January 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?
January 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just had breakfast at tea time instead of a Sunday roast

It was delicious
January 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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OK that’s quite funny.
January 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
When you live with someone who constantly tried to push their ideas as yours
“Oh you mentioned about doing this”
… so here it is for you to do

Exhausting

Please just ask the person to do something not try to frame it like you’re doing them a favour
January 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I deleted my #twitter before it was cool
January 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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On reflection, maybe we should have all stayed on MySpace.
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
#top5
#cheese

5- oh that one that goes good on crackers
4- the smelly one
3- the one that’s French
2- the other French one
1- Burger
January 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Boris Johnson looking at American and thinking…… hhhmmmm I wonder
January 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM