Dj Binjuice
@figjams.bsky.social
I’m not really here
Dog owner
Indie music lover
Lego lover
Leftie
Former alcoholic with a Diet Coke habit
Dog owner
Indie music lover
Lego lover
Leftie
Former alcoholic with a Diet Coke habit
Awake and frankly livid
January 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Awake and frankly livid
January 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I am far too heavily caffeinated for this time of the evening
January 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am far too heavily caffeinated for this time of the evening
Garfield
Who is the fictional character that you relate to the most?
January 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Garfield
Punishment for retweeting the leaked picture of heaven god has sent bolts to earth
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Punishment for retweeting the leaked picture of heaven god has sent bolts to earth
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I think the Russian orthodox church just called me a wanker....
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I think the Russian orthodox church just called me a wanker....
Citation needed
Happy 24th birthday to Wikipedia.
Probably the best thing on the internet.
Probably the best thing on the internet.
January 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Citation needed
I’ve been appendix less for 30 years now.
The painful little scamp
The painful little scamp
January 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I’ve been appendix less for 30 years now.
The painful little scamp
The painful little scamp
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January 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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lest we forget
January 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
lest we forget
Partner snoring their box off next to me,
89db is their record tonight
Just woke herself up with one and said
“Oh you can’t sleep either”
That either is carrying a load.m it’s buckling
89db is their record tonight
Just woke herself up with one and said
“Oh you can’t sleep either”
That either is carrying a load.m it’s buckling
January 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Partner snoring their box off next to me,
89db is their record tonight
Just woke herself up with one and said
“Oh you can’t sleep either”
That either is carrying a load.m it’s buckling
89db is their record tonight
Just woke herself up with one and said
“Oh you can’t sleep either”
That either is carrying a load.m it’s buckling
Goodnight little phone people
January 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Goodnight little phone people
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What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?
January 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?
Just had breakfast at tea time instead of a Sunday roast
It was delicious
It was delicious
January 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just had breakfast at tea time instead of a Sunday roast
It was delicious
It was delicious
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OK that’s quite funny.
January 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
OK that’s quite funny.
When you live with someone who constantly tried to push their ideas as yours
“Oh you mentioned about doing this”
… so here it is for you to do
Exhausting
Please just ask the person to do something not try to frame it like you’re doing them a favour
“Oh you mentioned about doing this”
… so here it is for you to do
Exhausting
Please just ask the person to do something not try to frame it like you’re doing them a favour
January 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
When you live with someone who constantly tried to push their ideas as yours
“Oh you mentioned about doing this”
… so here it is for you to do
Exhausting
Please just ask the person to do something not try to frame it like you’re doing them a favour
“Oh you mentioned about doing this”
… so here it is for you to do
Exhausting
Please just ask the person to do something not try to frame it like you’re doing them a favour
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On reflection, maybe we should have all stayed on MySpace.
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
On reflection, maybe we should have all stayed on MySpace.
Boris Johnson looking at American and thinking…… hhhmmmm I wonder
January 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Boris Johnson looking at American and thinking…… hhhmmmm I wonder