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Fischer 🛠️🚇
@fischer.bsky.social
full stack content engineer, portlander, t1d

he/him
“we got really good at digging 4 meter diameter tunnels and are desperately begging for someone to find a use case for them”
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I feel like you see the conspicuous plastic surgery more on reality TV people than hollywood people these days
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 AM
yeah I need to make that a bigger part of my personality I think
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I thought my feelings about puddles were well known
puddles the duck? known pervert, I feel bad for her
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
child predator
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
benny however is bisexual and uses he/they pronouns
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
no that’s a straight man if I’ve ever seen one
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 AM
this is not exactly true, there is a well defined process for reallocating some types of federal transportation funding climateandcommunity.org/wp-content/u...
climateandcommunity.org
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 AM
indeed! but there are tradeoffs involved so I'm curious how much money we can actually access (we do some flex funding already) and what the unflexed money is actually going towards
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I think about this tweet every time I see him in the news
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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I was super excited about this year's holiday hat because it featured the old iconography. This was the system in place when I moved to Portland in 95.
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
“yeah I live in south-southwest portland”
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
woah….
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it sounds like the less&more bus shelter actually still has a beaver sign on it
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
proud to live in the beaver sector of course but you’re telling me we used to have purple rain buses? and that they predated the prince song?
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I am not that old so no lol
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
we used to have an insanely dripped out transit system. you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone
I really think we should bring back the orange buses. would have been a great color for FX if we didn’t go with green
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
to this day I sometimes get annoyed at this closing announcement that blamed “market conditions” in portland without mentioning their decision to shut the restaurant down for a year six months after opening
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
also means rhetoric from local dems about “not taking the bait” sounds weird to people on the ground because it’s just not really germane to what’s actually happening
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM