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@fischer.bsky.social
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my longstanding theory is that gen x film execs are really bad at figuring out which IP franchises they remember from their childhood still have cultural cachet today. this is why we keep getting ghostbusters movies too
mtsw.bsky.social
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
fischer.bsky.social
I actually totally missed this
fischer.bsky.social
praying over burgerville. the protest frog. antifa hellfire. renowned puppy killer kristi noem. these are dark days for our city but I cannot lie the content is truly incredible
fischer.bsky.social
I heard 50k as an estimate for the last big one, I bet this one is bigger
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fischer.bsky.social
implies a classic joke about how human heaven is cat hell
fischer.bsky.social
I promise to never let it be forgotten
fischer.bsky.social
how it feels to be a SE portland voter in a cracked district casting a ballot that cancels out someone in eastern oregon
fischer.bsky.social
folks they’re calling each other mean names on twitter . . . they’re telling you to drive out to fight them at a park in the middle of the night and, let me tell you, they’re not showing up. oh no. and then they’re looking up your court records, and what they’re finding? it’s very bad.
fischer.bsky.social
I think you might be able to have a bike shop basically cut a fender in half and attach it on either side of the brake, going by memory of my brother having to deal with this like ten years ago
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trryjhrrs.bsky.social
The coming national horror is that if Portland's *truly* minimal level of protest justifies federalizing and deploying troops, they can and will be federalized and deployed anywhere the President wants and whenever he wants.
gabrielmalor.bsky.social
My initial read on this argument: Judge Nelson is eager to disagree with his 9th Cir. colleagues that federalizing the NG is reviewable at all.

He's also eager to disagree with Judge Immergut that the Portland protests were small and under control.
gabrielmalor.bsky.social
McArthur about the ICE protesters: "these are violent people." Says the president is entitled to say "enough is enough."

Asks for a stay pending appeal. Sits.

Argument is over.
fischer.bsky.social
her likely NSA suggesting a break in policy was not a credible signal to skeptical voters, regardless of what the media said about it. come on
fischer.bsky.social
my observation has been that bikeshare is a lot more convenient for short ebike trips, I wonder if the long trips that people do on e-bikes in pdx are just subway trips in nyc for people without cars
fischer.bsky.social
nyc also has the ebike battery fire problem which seems like a legitimately thorny policy issue
fischer.bsky.social
I’ve only seen one person riding an e-moto on a bike path and he was actually going annoyingly slow, enough that I ended up passing him on the biketown bike I was riding. maybe I’m just not riding in the right places but a lot of coverage of this stuff feels moral panic-y to me
fischer.bsky.social
harris probably would have done better than biden on this and it was a problem that her team couldn’t figure out how to credibly signal that to voters
fischer.bsky.social
didn’t check all of the cited quotes but not shocked at all that it’s a parade of local freaks