Gort
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I like Star Wars and Ancillary Justice.
I also like Palestine and Sharing.
I can't stop playing FF14 and BG3. Help.
I also like Palestine and Sharing.
I can't stop playing FF14 and BG3. Help.
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My Christmas gift to you is the opportunity to watch Elaine Stritch sing the best song from the best musical. The personification of frisson.
youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
The Ladies Who Lunch - Stereo - Elaine Stritch - Company Original Cast Recording
YouTube video by Broadway Classics
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December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My Christmas gift to you is the opportunity to watch Elaine Stritch sing the best song from the best musical. The personification of frisson.
youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
I just saw somebody say it's unprofessional for someone in Starfleet to wear their hair down.
In 2025.
In 2025.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I just saw somebody say it's unprofessional for someone in Starfleet to wear their hair down.
In 2025.
In 2025.
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I know you all love Star Trek, but consider canceling Paramount+. Your money is going towards this kind of nonsense
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I know you all love Star Trek, but consider canceling Paramount+. Your money is going towards this kind of nonsense
Eat an entire pie today
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Eat an entire pie today
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My Major Kira "This Machine Kills Fascists" design is upscaled and available to order on a t-shirt! It's strictly by pre-sale for now and will ship in about four weeks.
willburrows.art/shop
willburrows.art/shop
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My Major Kira "This Machine Kills Fascists" design is upscaled and available to order on a t-shirt! It's strictly by pre-sale for now and will ship in about four weeks.
willburrows.art/shop
willburrows.art/shop
Why do we still have the last few hours of work before a long period of time off?
That's not how work should work.
That's not how work should work.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Why do we still have the last few hours of work before a long period of time off?
That's not how work should work.
That's not how work should work.
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Become your best self! It's #MinillaMonday!
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Become your best self! It's #MinillaMonday!
TikTok is banning left and right as if Cheney won't be running hell within a week
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
TikTok is banning left and right as if Cheney won't be running hell within a week
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Is anybody else also deluded enough to think that a thousand paper cranes would be super doable in a relatively short period of time (of course part of the delusion is forgetting how bad leukemia is)?
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Is anybody else also deluded enough to think that a thousand paper cranes would be super doable in a relatively short period of time (of course part of the delusion is forgetting how bad leukemia is)?
Well I went into Gantz not knowing anything and it's just so, so creepy and bad.
Not going back to that again
Not going back to that again
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Well I went into Gantz not knowing anything and it's just so, so creepy and bad.
Not going back to that again
Not going back to that again
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I'm reminded of this scene I wrote in Darth Vader, which is born of me pitching "Okay - the reason Droids don't generally beat humans in Star Wars is they don't have blood, as that's where midichlorians are. So, how about syringe-powered vampire robots?" and (rightfully) being told no, kieron, no.
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'm reminded of this scene I wrote in Darth Vader, which is born of me pitching "Okay - the reason Droids don't generally beat humans in Star Wars is they don't have blood, as that's where midichlorians are. So, how about syringe-powered vampire robots?" and (rightfully) being told no, kieron, no.
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Rewatching Portlandia and there's a joke about queer horror books being too niche.
Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read
Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read
October 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Rewatching Portlandia and there's a joke about queer horror books being too niche.
Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read
Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read
It's a Babymetal kind of day
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's a Babymetal kind of day
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like everybody else i've been in a bad mood for... you know, a while. and unfortunately the most effective way to stop myself posting through it has been thinking about how if i did i'd just come off like this:
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
like everybody else i've been in a bad mood for... you know, a while. and unfortunately the most effective way to stop myself posting through it has been thinking about how if i did i'd just come off like this:
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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This month! The 30th! Alex Easton returns in WHAT STALKS THE DEEP! I know I just had another book out! It’s a lot for me, too!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
What Stalks the Deep
The next installment in the New York Times bestselling Sworn Soldier series, featuring Alex Easton investigating the dark, mysterious depths of a coal mine i...
us.macmillan.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This month! The 30th! Alex Easton returns in WHAT STALKS THE DEEP! I know I just had another book out! It’s a lot for me, too!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Okay. I hate that my supervisor is across the room talking about Ayn Rand and I can't quite tell what his actual opinion there is.
September 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Okay. I hate that my supervisor is across the room talking about Ayn Rand and I can't quite tell what his actual opinion there is.
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As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES
July 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES
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Hop in boys, we're going coveting
July 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hop in boys, we're going coveting
Y'all this rose latte in Oakland looks too good.
It always tastes very good
It always tastes very good
July 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Y'all this rose latte in Oakland looks too good.
It always tastes very good
It always tastes very good
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