Pinned
“Have you heard of this cool thing?” Says my friend innocently, not knowing that they’ve accidentally curated my personality for the next 6 months
Intelligence isn’t always helpful kids #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Intelligence isn’t always helpful kids #celebritytraitors
I am definitely too old to be emotional about this. But Harry only having 2 good memories by Prisoner of Azkaban always just crushes me. (Yes, it’s on itv)
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I am definitely too old to be emotional about this. But Harry only having 2 good memories by Prisoner of Azkaban always just crushes me. (Yes, it’s on itv)
To be Egyptian is to think everyone else’s ancestors are small and weak.
Screengrab stolen from @scientits.bsky.social
Screengrab stolen from @scientits.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
To be Egyptian is to think everyone else’s ancestors are small and weak.
Screengrab stolen from @scientits.bsky.social
Screengrab stolen from @scientits.bsky.social
Something familiar about the board…
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Something familiar about the board…
Not to be salty on main but the Greeks have been warning everyone about the Turkish government for at least 5 years
March 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not to be salty on main but the Greeks have been warning everyone about the Turkish government for at least 5 years
Craig David has really fallen off.
Monday - Roll back tariffs
Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs
Wednesday - Roll back tariffs
Thursday - Reinstate tariffs
Friday - Roll back tariffs
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs
Wednesday - Roll back tariffs
Thursday - Reinstate tariffs
Friday - Roll back tariffs
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf
March 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Craig David has really fallen off.
Last night I dreamt that Theresa May ran for leadership of the Tory party, how’s your mental health?
February 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Last night I dreamt that Theresa May ran for leadership of the Tory party, how’s your mental health?
Forgot to cancel workout class so now must go. A tragedy in 3 parts
November 9, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Forgot to cancel workout class so now must go. A tragedy in 3 parts
If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding on instagram in a pile of KDrama reels
November 6, 2024 at 7:20 AM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding on instagram in a pile of KDrama reels
“Have you heard of this cool thing?” Says my friend innocently, not knowing that they’ve accidentally curated my personality for the next 6 months
October 29, 2024 at 9:48 AM
“Have you heard of this cool thing?” Says my friend innocently, not knowing that they’ve accidentally curated my personality for the next 6 months
Reposted
So that's it then.
Redundancy
I have until mid-January to find another job.
If anyone knows about SQL jobs (developer, optimisation, design, all sorts, currently specialised on Snowflake but have plenty of experience in other fields), let me know.
Due to this, available now...
#sqlfamily
Redundancy
I have until mid-January to find another job.
If anyone knows about SQL jobs (developer, optimisation, design, all sorts, currently specialised on Snowflake but have plenty of experience in other fields), let me know.
Due to this, available now...
#sqlfamily
August 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM
So that's it then.
Redundancy
I have until mid-January to find another job.
If anyone knows about SQL jobs (developer, optimisation, design, all sorts, currently specialised on Snowflake but have plenty of experience in other fields), let me know.
Due to this, available now...
#sqlfamily
Redundancy
I have until mid-January to find another job.
If anyone knows about SQL jobs (developer, optimisation, design, all sorts, currently specialised on Snowflake but have plenty of experience in other fields), let me know.
Due to this, available now...
#sqlfamily
Watching the Simpsons and realising that the Canyonero jingle might be the best car ad of all time.
August 14, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Watching the Simpsons and realising that the Canyonero jingle might be the best car ad of all time.
Marvel: We might bring back RDJ to revive the franchise we broke
Sunak: holy shit lads
Sunak: holy shit lads
November 13, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Marvel: We might bring back RDJ to revive the franchise we broke
Sunak: holy shit lads
Sunak: holy shit lads
Reposted
Almost feel bad for Cleverly, having to walk alongside Braverman st the Cenotaph
November 12, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Almost feel bad for Cleverly, having to walk alongside Braverman st the Cenotaph
Crazy to think there’s a whole world of Goblet of Fire fans who don’t know Barty Crouch once won an award for keeping the same broom for 20 years
November 11, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Crazy to think there’s a whole world of Goblet of Fire fans who don’t know Barty Crouch once won an award for keeping the same broom for 20 years
Christmas can hang on. November is Doctor Who month, thank you.
November 1, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Christmas can hang on. November is Doctor Who month, thank you.
My favourite thing about Bluesky so far is people celebrating their faves joining. Like a mini reunion 🥰
November 1, 2023 at 2:57 PM
My favourite thing about Bluesky so far is people celebrating their faves joining. Like a mini reunion 🥰
[Okay, first post on a new platform has to be clever]
Anyway, here’s wonder wall.
[crap]
Anyway, here’s wonder wall.
[crap]
October 11, 2023 at 7:39 AM
[Okay, first post on a new platform has to be clever]
Anyway, here’s wonder wall.
[crap]
Anyway, here’s wonder wall.
[crap]