Tom
@forensicswitch.bsky.social
Loves science. Loves supernatural stuff. Weird mix of both. Dunno what to tell you.
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This is probably the funniest headline of the year.
October 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is probably the funniest headline of the year.
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Our national parks generated $56 billion in visitor spending and supported 415,000 jobs in 2023.
The entire National Park Service budget was just $3.6 billion.
That’s some return on investment — so why is Donald Trump taking an axe to our parks?
The entire National Park Service budget was just $3.6 billion.
That’s some return on investment — so why is Donald Trump taking an axe to our parks?
Donald Trump’s New Enemy? Our National Parks
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August 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Our national parks generated $56 billion in visitor spending and supported 415,000 jobs in 2023.
The entire National Park Service budget was just $3.6 billion.
That’s some return on investment — so why is Donald Trump taking an axe to our parks?
The entire National Park Service budget was just $3.6 billion.
That’s some return on investment — so why is Donald Trump taking an axe to our parks?
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He interrupted a meeting with world leaders so he could call his Russian handler for forty minutes, but he did it in another room because he didn’t want to disrespect *Putin*
FOX: What was the reaction among European leaders when you decided to call Putin during your meeting?
TRUMP: I didn't do it in front of them. I thought that would be disrespectful to President Putin.
TRUMP: I didn't do it in front of them. I thought that would be disrespectful to President Putin.
August 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
He interrupted a meeting with world leaders so he could call his Russian handler for forty minutes, but he did it in another room because he didn’t want to disrespect *Putin*
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Trump: Since 1978 the Kennedy Center honors have been amongst the most prestigious awards. I wanted one, never able to get one. I would have taken it. I waited and waited and waited and I said to hell with it, I'll become chairman. I will give myself an honor. Next year we'll honor trump, okay?
August 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump: Since 1978 the Kennedy Center honors have been amongst the most prestigious awards. I wanted one, never able to get one. I would have taken it. I waited and waited and waited and I said to hell with it, I'll become chairman. I will give myself an honor. Next year we'll honor trump, okay?
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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We live in a world where the Pope takes part in a White Sox chant at the Vatican
June 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We live in a world where the Pope takes part in a White Sox chant at the Vatican
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This should not be controversial or radical.
People deserve to live, eat, heal, learn, and have housing, independent of our ability to earn profits for capitalists/investors.
People deserve to live, eat, heal, learn, and have housing, independent of our ability to earn profits for capitalists/investors.
June 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This should not be controversial or radical.
People deserve to live, eat, heal, learn, and have housing, independent of our ability to earn profits for capitalists/investors.
People deserve to live, eat, heal, learn, and have housing, independent of our ability to earn profits for capitalists/investors.
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“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
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They are now estimating 2.3 million across the country. Keep it going folks.
#handsoff #50501protests
#handsoff #50501protests
April 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
They are now estimating 2.3 million across the country. Keep it going folks.
#handsoff #50501protests
#handsoff #50501protests
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Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
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April 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
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To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
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United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport
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March 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
United Flight Turns Around After Pilot Forgets Passport
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We will not be distracted.
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.
And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.
The time to organize is now.
OcasioCortez.com
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.
And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.
The time to organize is now.
OcasioCortez.com
March 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We will not be distracted.
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.
And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.
The time to organize is now.
OcasioCortez.com
We will not be discouraged.
We’ve got our eyes on the prize.
And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.
The time to organize is now.
OcasioCortez.com
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Dear Prime Minister Trudeau,
Many 🇺🇸 living in border states with 🇨🇦 wish us to become your southernmost province.
This sentiment reflects our admiration for the values and stability that Canada represents, in contrast to the dictatorial tendencies of our current government.
Sincerely,
Dr. Len
Many 🇺🇸 living in border states with 🇨🇦 wish us to become your southernmost province.
This sentiment reflects our admiration for the values and stability that Canada represents, in contrast to the dictatorial tendencies of our current government.
Sincerely,
Dr. Len
March 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Dear Prime Minister Trudeau,
Many 🇺🇸 living in border states with 🇨🇦 wish us to become your southernmost province.
This sentiment reflects our admiration for the values and stability that Canada represents, in contrast to the dictatorial tendencies of our current government.
Sincerely,
Dr. Len
Many 🇺🇸 living in border states with 🇨🇦 wish us to become your southernmost province.
This sentiment reflects our admiration for the values and stability that Canada represents, in contrast to the dictatorial tendencies of our current government.
Sincerely,
Dr. Len
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Bernie lays it down.
March 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bernie lays it down.
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defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER
February 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER
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the first hour on elysium #discoelysium
January 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
the first hour on elysium #discoelysium
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48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds
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January 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds
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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
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January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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January 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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