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OTTO KEMP IS ON THE BOARD
Otto Kemp needs 6 home runs to break the Phillies franchise record for guys named Otto
June 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
OTTO KEMP IS ON THE BOARD
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HAPPY HOAGIEFEST MAY BLESSINGS AND PEACE BE BESTOWED UPON YOU
June 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
HAPPY HOAGIEFEST MAY BLESSINGS AND PEACE BE BESTOWED UPON YOU
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Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.
June 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.
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Pitchers in MLB history with a 9 inning complete game shutout, 13+ K's, in under 100 pitches
Tarik Skubal today... no one else. Somehow, a Maddux with that many Ks feels impossible, yet here we are
Tarik Skubal today... no one else. Somehow, a Maddux with that many Ks feels impossible, yet here we are
May 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Pitchers in MLB history with a 9 inning complete game shutout, 13+ K's, in under 100 pitches
Tarik Skubal today... no one else. Somehow, a Maddux with that many Ks feels impossible, yet here we are
Tarik Skubal today... no one else. Somehow, a Maddux with that many Ks feels impossible, yet here we are
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José Alvarado has 15 strikeouts in 6 innings this spring.
0.00 ERA.
Threw 102.4 mph today. 🔥
0.00 ERA.
Threw 102.4 mph today. 🔥
March 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
José Alvarado has 15 strikeouts in 6 innings this spring.
0.00 ERA.
Threw 102.4 mph today. 🔥
0.00 ERA.
Threw 102.4 mph today. 🔥
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Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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What a trip. 20 years later Kanye is selling t-shirts with swastikas on them and Mike Myers is the one calling out an American president on live television.
March 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
What a trip. 20 years later Kanye is selling t-shirts with swastikas on them and Mike Myers is the one calling out an American president on live television.
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Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
February 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
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"After Eagles win, plane crash victim Andre 'Tre' Howard III says, 'This is the best day of my life.'” :')
February 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"After Eagles win, plane crash victim Andre 'Tre' Howard III says, 'This is the best day of my life.'” :')
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Krypto did *not* come to his rescue.
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Krypto did *not* come to his rescue.
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Children's Games, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560
February 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Children's Games, by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560
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omg i just googled james cook and saw his middle name is dalvin and was like pls tell me dalvin's middle name is james AND GUESS WHAT
January 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
omg i just googled james cook and saw his middle name is dalvin and was like pls tell me dalvin's middle name is james AND GUESS WHAT
