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January 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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waking up from a ten-year coma to unfathomable confusion about which way the gulf goes
The gulf between Texas Tech's defense and offense right now is a galaxy.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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ROBYN IS ON CSPAN
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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This is like a little boy playing. There's a bus and a tow truck and a police car and another bus and a construction man and a plow and a...
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Lindsey Wilson mentioned!!!! Go Blue Raiders
SMALLER-SCHOOL SP+ has been updated. NDSU vs. the field, the D2 semis will rule, my WIAC might be in trouble this week, and a guy named Lindsey is the NAIA favorite.

Have you adopted a playoff team yet??

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Raleigh, NC
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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looking for my friends in a crowded bar when carly rae comes on
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Fellow bitter southerners,

North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Definitely looks like army is not woke
East Carolina 21
Army 0

We’re almost done with the first quarter.
September 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is such a great look into Shires as a person and an artist. Natalie does it again. Go M’s.
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM