Frank Cigarette
frank-cigarette.bsky.social
Frank Cigarette
@frank-cigarette.bsky.social
They/She
Yapping, but I make art
Don't talk to me until I'm done with my cigarette
It's customary the Friday after Christmas to give your trans friends $5 and a loosie. It's an integral part of recouping after the holidays.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't even think the tsa/post 9/11 airport security is the biggest reason Die Hard 2 couldn't happen in 2025. The narco-state general could've just paid for a pardon.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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mine.

not like a possession.

like: my choice. my favorite book. my city. my dreams.

mine; not kept or owned; but shared, and freed, and better and more mine for the sharing.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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cookie dough sex
🤝
hitting it raw
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can solve most problems with a rock and some experimentation.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The US really missed the opportunity post 9/11 for Godzilla to really unpack his extremist religious beliefs
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You gotta have money to lose money.
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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from each according to their bladder, to each according to their stomach
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
a cock in the mouth is worth two in the hole
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pavlov's panic attack
I smoke so much weed cause it helps me focus and helps with my anxiety but all week I’ve been getting panic attacks every time I smoke so I guess I need to stop atleast for a bit :/
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Historians are the worst form of journalists, they don't have anything to say until years after.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Halloween would be a shorter movie franchise if the therapist carried a glock
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sneaking into ur bedroom to whisper positive affirmations while u sleep
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
working on the back of my jacket today 💚
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
with your hands is by far the best way to eat ravioli
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
can you smoke estrogen? can I roll girl cigarettes? #hrt #cigarette
October 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I always keep a handful of butts and roaches in my pocket to divine the location of the nearest gas station
#inktober #linocut #fuckice
#cigarette
October 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Welcome to Smoke-tober 💚

just something to fend off rot and keep gears turning!
#linocut #cigarettes #smoketober #inktober
October 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do not let them continue painting these as "radical" positions.

THIS ISNT NORMAL
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I'm going to go smoke a carton of cigarettes
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
some doctors say smoking is not recommended until around 3 years of age, when the child can vocalize their preferred brand
apparently i’m “not allowed” and a “bad father” just because i’m teaching my baby how to smoke at the hospital
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My favorite part of cigarettes is the diy nic pouch you get afterward
#diy
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM