Êtes bien a moi
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I'm here to skeet🧍🏿♀️
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if she wants moving on the side, I'd have assumed this was speeded up to 2X. but he's just got lots of energy
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
if she wants moving on the side, I'd have assumed this was speeded up to 2X. but he's just got lots of energy
When the truth is all brands of mayo are nasty
I don’t think grabbing the wrong brand of mayo counts as weaponized incompetence but I’m a man so what do I know
December 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When the truth is all brands of mayo are nasty
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I’m crying 😭
Why does it actually look good?
Why does it actually look good?
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m crying 😭
Why does it actually look good?
Why does it actually look good?
I just ate the sloppiest, wettest peach the world has ever seen omg
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just ate the sloppiest, wettest peach the world has ever seen omg
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smh tell him stop blocking his blessings
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
smh tell him stop blocking his blessings
The person that said "young hoes cook everything with the heat on high" has had such an impact on all of my meals since 😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The person that said "young hoes cook everything with the heat on high" has had such an impact on all of my meals since 😭😭
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You know pimpin ain’t easy….
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know pimpin ain’t easy….
"I get a kick out of them saying theyre tired..."
Just fiveheaded and annoying
Just fiveheaded and annoying
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I get a kick out of them saying theyre tired..."
Just fiveheaded and annoying
Just fiveheaded and annoying
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These days even Barbie is working a number 2.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
These days even Barbie is working a number 2.
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Heads up! My Comedy Special is out now! Available on multiple streaming platforms for rent or purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Heads up! My Comedy Special is out now! Available on multiple streaming platforms for rent or purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Had a dream I had to handle somebody's aunt in a chili's
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Had a dream I had to handle somebody's aunt in a chili's
Calling a business and getting sent to voicemail is so annoying. I'd prefer that it just ring forever bc im not leaving a damn voicemail wtf
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Calling a business and getting sent to voicemail is so annoying. I'd prefer that it just ring forever bc im not leaving a damn voicemail wtf
Why have cars not evolved past the need for gas all the time
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why have cars not evolved past the need for gas all the time
2004(?) Ford Explorer but also a Ford focus. (I dont remember the year but I remember we sang songs the whole way to daycare because the radio didn't work)
What car(s) do you most associate with your parents?
My mom had a champagne Ford Taurus when everyone had a Ford Taurus.
My mom had a champagne Ford Taurus when everyone had a Ford Taurus.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
2004(?) Ford Explorer but also a Ford focus. (I dont remember the year but I remember we sang songs the whole way to daycare because the radio didn't work)
Peach cobbler would be so good without the little pastry bits
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Peach cobbler would be so good without the little pastry bits
Orange theory beat my ass. Those skinny white people are not fucking around in there
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Orange theory beat my ass. Those skinny white people are not fucking around in there
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Wanna smile?
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wanna smile?
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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An original date idea. Points for effort!
Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
An original date idea. Points for effort!
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She's flaming him 😂😂😂
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
She's flaming him 😂😂😂
The disastrous life of saiki k
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The disastrous life of saiki k
The good doctor ain't never hurt nobody
We don’t slander Dr.Pepper enough
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The good doctor ain't never hurt nobody