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@freddykeurig.bsky.social
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Do I dare????
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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A proud army doing the morally correct thing would definitely do this
July 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In case anyone wants to read what AI written (and human "fact checked") articles look like.
Don't worry, I hear it's *striking*.

animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/most...
July 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This 3 day potty training method has been like 3 Black Fridays in a row except I'm related to all the customers and they're all drunk.
July 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me to husband: [something about kid being anti-Bluey now]

Hub: I don't think he's ANTI Bluey

Me: *deadpan face*
*turns to kid*
This episode of Bluey is called -

Kid: NO!!
July 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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not tonight, kitten. daddy is… daddy is being rent apart by unfathomable entities
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Apartment with Deep Pile Carpet $500/m
A Couple Paintings from Sears $75
Big Water Bed $36,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help us budget this. The money has gotten tight and we just didn't count on the tears.
March 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My level of stress these days is at "recurring dream where I suddenly remember I've spent thousands of dollars on a class I've never attended and the exam is tomorrow" level
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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@dropkickmurphys.com

Thank you for calling out Nazis and making them unwelcome at your shows!

Sorry that made you unwelcome on Twitter! I think you'll like it better here!

www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...
X Suspends Dropkick Murphys After Band Calls Out Concertgoer’s MAGA Hat
The Celtic punk rock band also called out a concert attendee in a MAGA hat on Sunday and described Trump supporters as cult members.
www.forbes.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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THE BIGGEST LOSER… Musk has seen his wealth plummet by $148 billion.
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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ohhh no i cant find love because my canthal tilt to toothal grip ratio is off. my carrying angle is in the bogus zone. my scrumbus grumbus is two centimeters off on the reverse side nobody will ever value me as a person
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I hate that I'm at a point in the timeline where I saw this headline and immediately thought NYT was referring to American women, not American chicken farmers.
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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apple intelligence says i can recover 80% of my icloud storage (2TB) if i delete all the videos of me trying and failing to play the riff from "last resort" by papa roach. what are they afraid of
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I will never apologize for a post
March 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The secret twist to Sixth Sense is that it physically hurts to watch as a parent.
March 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
In The Fifth Element, the fate of the world literally rested on a man saying "I love you" for the first time to a Supreme Being™️ girl he just met and trauma bonded with.
And he HESITATED.
March 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Mike's Hard Career Choices
March 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
February 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When I was 10, I had horrid nightly nosebleeds. Like, wake up in the morning, pillow soaked through, face caked with blood.
My nose was so dry, but I was so congested after 1 of these nights. I blew my nose as hard as I could. There was a thick *something* stuck in my nose that I couldn't wipe away.
February 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Parents whose kids are obsessed with Encanto -- on what # of rewatches does it stop being emotionally devastating? Do you stop crying at #10 and become numb by #15? What's the math on that?
January 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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need a name for that feeling that strikes in the early evening when you're just oh fuck. oh christ why aren't i trying to become a successful streamer. why haven't i made a movie. why haven't i had a novel published. i dont think its anxiety or comparison stress its a new thing i made up
January 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Okay what is the comic that talks about how lucky we are to be alive because every day we exist is a day that nuclear war should've happened, but didn't? I think there was a multiverse facet? I thought it was xkcd or SMBC but I can't find it anywhere.
January 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM