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They decided to test out the Eagle Witt theory, I see. That may have been a big mistake.
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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JG Fentworth
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Nice try Washington Post this is based as hell
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This country went to shit when “My Pleasure” broke Chick-fil-a containment.
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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This is the flight pattern of a Nova Scotia pilot.... #jays #bluejays #mlb #worldseries #iwantitall #baseball
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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people are all psyched on protein but it doesn’t even obey the I before E except after C rule like, why do people trust this shit on the daily?
August 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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OpenAI is now openly suggesting people use chatGPT for mental health, to „untangle their thoughts” to help them „think more clearly” or if they need to decide whether to „break up with their boyfriend”.

This is unacceptable. Somebody will die. They know that. They don’t care.

Fuck them.
August 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I don't think corporations realize how very much the main thing protecting them from much more frequent vandalism and robbery is that some proportion of people otherwise capable of committing crimes don't want to make innocent employees' days worse, and now they are trying not to have employees
August 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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I’m asking everyone wearing a red hat: “Is that your kid touching hat?” (This also includes the Texas Rangers red alternate cap.)
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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If you’re wearing one of those red caps, you might not be diddling kids…but you’re certainly rooting for the kid diddling team.
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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But if you lift weights to Tori Amos there is a very high probability you have buried a body.
July 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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hey listen I need y'all to stick with me here cause there's something I need you to see in the second paragraph of this editorial
Wild that right-wing families somehow aren’t to blame for their longstanding and systematic snubbing of queer and lefty children.
July 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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my favorite thing about New York is how many things are secretly crappy, sometimes you'd go to what was supposed to be a big corporate function or party and go "This is the same as a Days Inn lobby in Montgomery, Alabama"
The scene at Andrew Cuomo's election night party, held in a very cavernous space on the fourth floor of the Carpenters Union Hall.

There's a bar serving beer and wine ("donation-based") and a stage set up for an eventual speech.

Polls close at 9 p.m.
June 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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PSA Neck gaiters are not masks. Neck gaiters are not effective at stopping the spread of airborne viruses. Masks, especially well-fitting ones are effective at preventing infection. Conflating the two is bad because it can encourage politicians to ban masks for the general public.
June 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Paytn
NAMES OF THE 2025 WOMEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES

Addisen
Brenlee
Braiesey
Camryn
Chaney
Cydney
Graycen
Jaden
Kayden
Kadey
Kasidi
Karlyn
Kaylynn
Keagan
Kedre
Kenleigh
Kinsey
Korbe
Kierston
Lair
Paytn
Persy
Ramsey
Remmington
Regan
Raegan
Reagan
Shylien
Stefini
Teagan

and…

FOUR (!) players named Rylee
Names of players in this SEC softball semifinal (Arkansas-Oklahoma)

Corri
Carlee
Karlie
Kailey
Kadey
Kasey
Kasidi
Kierston
Jayden (x2)
Paytn
Payton
Raigan
Reagan
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Yeah this is iconic. Instantly the coolest guy in the office and everyone knows it.
Working from my messy home, I use backgrounds like this one.
May 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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This will take Columbo seconds
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Wow. Internal email to HHS employees that tells them that they don’t need to respond to the 'What did you do last week?' email also says that if they do reply: ‘Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.’
February 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've got it 2-1 Canada on the fights so far.
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I hope that kid eventually calls into the Bomani Jones podcast and explains that this is the reason he quit football
Kid didn't stand a chance.
January 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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There are two kinds of dog owners: people that let their dog off leash in city parks, and people with $4000 in emergency vet bills that will literally donkey punch the first kind.
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM