Clinton Reese
@freeruckus.bsky.social
Purdue alum, former Jeopardy! champion, trivia enthusiast, sports fan.
"One does not simply fucking walk into Mordor."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"One does not simply fucking walk into Mordor."
Good Lord, how many radio spots did Paypal buy? I shit you not, I heard the ad at least 10 times - multiple times in the same break, even - on Q95 while driving home from Peru to the far NE side of Indy. 😬
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Good Lord, how many radio spots did Paypal buy? I shit you not, I heard the ad at least 10 times - multiple times in the same break, even - on Q95 while driving home from Peru to the far NE side of Indy. 😬
Merry Christmas, folks!
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Merry Christmas, folks!
Someone broke the front window of the building overnight last night. Had to step over broken glass to get out the door this morning. Apparently putting in a call for that also got them to fix the goddamn common area lighting issue on the bottom floor that I'd put three tickets in for before
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Someone broke the front window of the building overnight last night. Had to step over broken glass to get out the door this morning. Apparently putting in a call for that also got them to fix the goddamn common area lighting issue on the bottom floor that I'd put three tickets in for before
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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Fun fact: all humans begin to develop as female and only become male if certain genetic switches trigger testosterone production.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fun fact: all humans begin to develop as female and only become male if certain genetic switches trigger testosterone production.
Something something the cruelty is the point something something
This is getting lost: For weeks Trump officials had the option to remove Abrego Garcia to Costa Rica, but refused to do so. Instead they kept trying to send him somewhere more dangerous. Costa Rica wasn't cruel and dehumanizing enough.
This is deeply sick conduct.
newrepublic.com/article/2043...
This is deeply sick conduct.
newrepublic.com/article/2043...
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Something something the cruelty is the point something something
Demonstrating "basic competency" is one thing. Actually *USING* it is another. Hopefully my future Boilermaker brethren will understand the distinction of "yeah I know how it works, and also it's fucking bullshit."
It’s been fun while it lasted: “Purdue University will begin requiring that all of its undergraduate students demonstrate basic competency in artificial intelligence starting with freshmen who enter the university in 2026.”
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
Purdue University Approves New AI Requirement For All Undergrads
Purdue University will begin requiring that all of its undergraduate students meet an AI competency requirement starting with freshmen who enter the university in 2026.
www.forbes.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Demonstrating "basic competency" is one thing. Actually *USING* it is another. Hopefully my future Boilermaker brethren will understand the distinction of "yeah I know how it works, and also it's fucking bullshit."
Doing my weekly grocery run this morning, I hear the Fugees version of "Killing Me Softly" come on overhead, and the first thought that popped into my brain was "I wonder what Lauryn Hill's reaction to that would be? Flattered? Super fucking pissed?" I dunno.
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Doing my weekly grocery run this morning, I hear the Fugees version of "Killing Me Softly" come on overhead, and the first thought that popped into my brain was "I wonder what Lauryn Hill's reaction to that would be? Flattered? Super fucking pissed?" I dunno.
"may not"? Try "will not." Because of the fucking subhead, you jackasses.
JUST IN: President Trump says he pardoned Colorado's former Mesa County clerk Tina Peters for her "attempts to expose Voter Fraud" in the 2020 presidential election.
Trump says he's pardoned Tina Peters, but that may not save her from prison
Trump has no jurisdiction over state-level cases to offer the pardon.
www.axios.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"may not"? Try "will not." Because of the fucking subhead, you jackasses.
GOP has a 40-10 supermajority in the Indiana Senate.
That means more Republicans voted AGAINST it than for it. Incredible! \o/
That means more Republicans voted AGAINST it than for it. Incredible! \o/
The Indiana GOP's new congressional gerrymander failed by a vote of 31-19.
21 Republicans joined the 10 Democrats in voting no.
21 Republicans joined the 10 Democrats in voting no.
BREAKING: Indiana Republicans FAILED to pass a new 9-0 congressional gerrymander after enough GOP senators sided with Dems. The GOP's 7-2 map stays in place.
Trump is trying to re-gerrymander maps nationwide. At least 11 Indiana Rs got death threats after he called for primaries—but it still failed
Trump is trying to re-gerrymander maps nationwide. At least 11 Indiana Rs got death threats after he called for primaries—but it still failed
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
GOP has a 40-10 supermajority in the Indiana Senate.
That means more Republicans voted AGAINST it than for it. Incredible! \o/
That means more Republicans voted AGAINST it than for it. Incredible! \o/
Brain rot is a real thing, people. I don't know how you watch "No Country For Old Men" and think the ending is "ambiguous."
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Brain rot is a real thing, people. I don't know how you watch "No Country For Old Men" and think the ending is "ambiguous."
I didn't get nearly as much done at work today as I wanted, what with several phone calls both from my insurance and the insurance of the guy who hit me. But it is official: The car is totaled. So, on to the next steps. 🙁
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I didn't get nearly as much done at work today as I wanted, what with several phone calls both from my insurance and the insurance of the guy who hit me. But it is official: The car is totaled. So, on to the next steps. 🙁
A prompt that came up in one of the recent team huddles was "Who was your favorite teacher?" And I couldn't land on one. But I could damn sure land on the worst. He was a guy who I could tell didn't give a shit, just had this Social Studies job so he could be an assistant football coach. 🤷
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A prompt that came up in one of the recent team huddles was "Who was your favorite teacher?" And I couldn't land on one. But I could damn sure land on the worst. He was a guy who I could tell didn't give a shit, just had this Social Studies job so he could be an assistant football coach. 🤷
"Hey, you forgot to pay the scritches tax."
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"Hey, you forgot to pay the scritches tax."
Hope everyone's Turkey Day went well!
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hope everyone's Turkey Day went well!
Brother's MIL recently had her hip replaced, so it's my SIL and her SIL in charge of the meal this year. She said it's gonna be goulash, breadsticks, salad, some desserts. Fine by me, it'll be a nice change of pace! I'm mostly there to roughhouse with the nephews anyway 😁
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Brother's MIL recently had her hip replaced, so it's my SIL and her SIL in charge of the meal this year. She said it's gonna be goulash, breadsticks, salad, some desserts. Fine by me, it'll be a nice change of pace! I'm mostly there to roughhouse with the nephews anyway 😁
So, went to the impound lot to clean out the car and they had to rip the plate off the back because the screws were rusted solid. I guess now I wait to hear from insurance next week that the car is indeed totaled. It was a 20-year-old ride, the wreck was virtually head-on, and the airbags deployed 😬
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So, went to the impound lot to clean out the car and they had to rip the plate off the back because the screws were rusted solid. I guess now I wait to hear from insurance next week that the car is indeed totaled. It was a 20-year-old ride, the wreck was virtually head-on, and the airbags deployed 😬
Something something quiet part out loud something something
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Something something quiet part out loud something something
Then it's not really giving it away, now is it?
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Then it's not really giving it away, now is it?
So apparently this is the first time the Rams have worn these unis, and I gotta say they're not too shabby.
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So apparently this is the first time the Rams have worn these unis, and I gotta say they're not too shabby.
As a former offensive lineman, I do get a kick out of Josh Allen after his rushing TDs handing the ball to one of his big guys to spike it.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As a former offensive lineman, I do get a kick out of Josh Allen after his rushing TDs handing the ball to one of his big guys to spike it.