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Jenn Xer
@frenchiejenn.bsky.social
I kick. And stretch. And kick.

Liberal. PNW native. Francophone. Corgi lover & dog sport enthusiast. MarCom & higher ed pro. Early riser. Gourmande & oenophile.

Américaine bilingue qui a horreur de ce qu'il se passe dans mon pays.
My SIL recommended "The Hail Mary Project" to me yesterday and I am already about 40% through it. What a fantastic book.

Coincidentally, I haven't opened Facebook 3 days. Maybe this is my final break from Zuck.
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I feel seen.
Here's to all the people doing all the emotional labor and heavy lifting of the holidays.

and by people I mean mostly women, still.
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I felt like this 3 weeks in.
Beginning of 2025.
End of 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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BREAKING:
Just leaked, a photo of the new Navy ships Trump is going to build…
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Fig got spayed this week. I got her a onesie to wear instead of the cone of shame. She's so adorable in it that I just melt.

FWIW, 24 months is too short for these long bodies!

#CorgisOfBluesky #cardigans
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Some dude was being an asshole online. I noticed that he'd left his phone number public. Guess who got signed up for a bunch of random text alerts tonight!
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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This is spot on 🔥
Trump Just Added His Name To The Institute Of Peace—And Gavin Newsom Trolled Him With The Perfect Photo
www.comicsands.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I work in marketing & communication, and am the daughter of a narcissist. I ❤️ me a good apology, and this is one.
I'm curious to see the wording of the apology. Nine years ago David Pocock, a long-time LGBTQ ally, gave what I and others consider the gold standard for apologies. It'll be interesting to compare hers to his:

www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04...
Pocock shows sporting world how to make an apology that matters
David Pocock, take a bow. We finally have a sportsman that knows how to make an apology and mean it, putting a number of sport stars' mealy-mouthed statements to shame.
www.abc.net.au
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Biden shows a bit of cognitive decline:

@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.

Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:

@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."

That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Mahm. I don't WANT my chew. I want HER chew.

You just bullied her for the very chew you don't want anymore.

I know. I want both of them.

#CorgisOfBluesky #CardiganCorgis
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A non-profit I know is submitting a large grant application for federal funds. It has scrubbed all mention of diversity, equity, race, or ethnicity from the app, focusing solely on economic mobility and expanding disability services.

My heart aches.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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WORLDVIEW OF US
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I've developed a taste for black licorice in my old age (ok, 51).

Best cheap stuff: Trader Joe's

Best high end: Lakrids (I got their advent calendar & only 2 days in, I'm in love) lakridsbybulow.us
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December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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It shouldn’t take a slur that impacts you personally, or losing your healthcare or SNAP, or being forced to sell your farm, or having to watch a loved one get unjustly detained and deported...to walk away from a madman.

Cruelty isn’t strength.

Reject it.

Always.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
She's here! That little, bouncy spitfire is, if all goes well with my 2 dogs, going to be mine today!
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A very precious piece of cargo is headed my way.

#CorgisOfBluesky #CardiganCorgis
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Trompe giggled and flirted his way through this interview like a middle school kid. What an embarrassment.
“I wish I could chop up journalists just like this guy! Now where’s my Nobel Peace Prize!”
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I got a front-row seat to some pretty incredible karma tonight. A man in power has been protecting another who has been sexually harassing others. This man has treated me like dirt as recently as last week. He got called out VERY publicly and irreparably.

I hope those fuckers get fired.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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#PamelasAntimagatsHumor

When he dies, it will not be necessary for him to lie in state.

He has already lied in every state he's been in.

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November 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm the spouse of a federal worker who's been working without pay. We have been living off my pay & savings AND donating to local food banks. I literally put my money where others' mouths are.

Wish I could say the same for our country's "leaders".
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM