Draculyn Rhys 🎃🔨
@fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
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beautiful, ornery forest creature. transparent. fiction enjoyer. call me Jackie if you’re cool. she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp by Talwyn Grimoir: https://sleepygrim.artstation.com/
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once when i was little, a man at the supermarket was buying like a hundred packs of batteries & when i asked him why he said,

“once you start flushing these down the toilet for fun, you just can’t stop”

and i think this one interaction shaped me more than everything both my parents ever said to me
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
worf is such a manchild, he never deserved her
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Can someone put me in a headlock and whisper numbers in my ear until I calm down
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
i don’t follow baseball much anymore, but i will say the only thing i love to see more than the Cardinals eat shit is to see the Yankees eat shit
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fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
i didn’t believe it until my wife showed me, but Dickens wrote & capitalized that line exactly how Gonzo delivers it
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
the rush of gender euphoria when your guy friends interrupt & talk over you 😌
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
very relatable. the notion that every day i’m “putting on” and “taking off” everything that would make people think i’m attractive is very caustic, and i’ve been digging through it for a while
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
they shot me with the laser that kills people and it killed me, fuckin RIP
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
Captain Benjamin Sisko would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
one of our cats has an anxiety disorder, and his favorite way of telling us he’s upset is to piss all over everything.

thinking of adopting this coping mechanism myself tbh
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fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
back in 2010 my catering company kicked off that trend of putting spent brewery grains in pizza dough. i am sorry for that one, my bad
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you guys happen to notice how everything is finance and landlords now and many things are both
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
one of our cats has an anxiety disorder, and his favorite way of telling us he’s upset is to piss all over everything.

thinking of adopting this coping mechanism myself tbh
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if donald trump dies and i have to find out from a screenshot of a mastodon toot i will never forgive you guys
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
i wonder what she’s up to these days
trent lane from the show daria—a skinny disinterested alt-rock “boy” in an oversized beige tshirt and tattered blue pants. he has multiple helix piercings, a long band necklace, a soul patch bicep ring tattoos, and a spiky black pixie mullet.
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
maybe it’s a new sort of exposure therapy to deal with my abandonment issues
fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
we had a really good rapport too! she even bought & sent me an Ursula LeGuin poster for my birthday last year bc she knows i love her

i just want to know why 😞