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both teams played hard, my man.
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· Jan 14
a blazers legend gets knocked down...but she gets up again 🍻🙌
tyler herro looks like a guy who'd try to bum a cigarette off you in a community college parking lot
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
tyler herro looks like a guy who'd try to bum a cigarette off you in a community college parking lot
doing the toumani camara box in 1998, when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
doing the toumani camara box when i pour the rest of the coffee carafe into a cup and it fills it perfectly
Doing the Toumani Camara box when I perfectly ration the nachos so the last chip has the perfect ratio of bean, meat, cheese
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
doing the toumani camara box in 1998, when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏
kris murray wins the jeopardy daily double
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
kris murray wins the jeopardy daily double
blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4
a win is a win! that's victory no. 3 for ripcity 😅
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
a win is a win! that's victory no. 3 for ripcity 😅
win no. 2 of the master splitter era
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
win no. 2 of the master splitter era
follow any "how did the blazers get here?" speculation about chauncey to its natural conclusion and it always leads to neil olshey and bert kolde being totally incompetent assholes
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
follow any "how did the blazers get here?" speculation about chauncey to its natural conclusion and it always leads to neil olshey and bert kolde being totally incompetent assholes
kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate
i guess this took on a bit of a different meaning
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i guess this took on a bit of a different meaning
neil olshey’s proprietary investigation into chauncey billups not revealing he has ties to the mafia
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
neil olshey’s proprietary investigation into chauncey billups not revealing he has ties to the mafia
mission accomplished, chauncey 🫡
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
mission accomplished, chauncey 🫡
kris murray 50% on 3-pointers this season
October 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
kris murray 50% on 3-pointers this season
Today at The Reveal, I wrote a New Cult Canon entry on SNEAKERS, the surprisingly durable and prescient '90s tech-caper that channels the values of its leading man. thereveal.film/the-new-cult...
The New Cult Canon: 'Sneakers'
This surprisingly enduring '90s caper saw the future while channeling the progressive spirit of its legendary star.
thereveal.film
September 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i know one guy who always shows up to his tree-planting job
September 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i know one guy who always shows up to his tree-planting job
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Heat fans are online talking about “I didn’t want her anyways” about a girl they never dated getting back together with her ex…
Holy shit, go outside.
Holy shit, go outside.
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Heat fans are online talking about “I didn’t want her anyways” about a girl they never dated getting back together with her ex…
Holy shit, go outside.
Holy shit, go outside.
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He saw us on press row taking pictures and decided to lean into it
July 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
He saw us on press row taking pictures and decided to lean into it
117-211 (.357) in 4 seasons in portland hell yeah
July 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
117-211 (.357) in 4 seasons in portland hell yeah
everyone thinks jrue will be a valuable mentor for scoot, but have we thought about how much mentorship jrue can provide to chauncey???
July 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
everyone thinks jrue will be a valuable mentor for scoot, but have we thought about how much mentorship jrue can provide to chauncey???
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It’s Draft Day in the NBA, so time for me to once against post the chart that Eric Nehm likes to call “The Dream Killer”
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s Draft Day in the NBA, so time for me to once against post the chart that Eric Nehm likes to call “The Dream Killer”
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‘stevens fleeces again by swindling portland of anthony simmons. he will thrive off-ball in boston behind brown and white next season!!’
- pretty much every celtics fan take rn
- pretty much every celtics fan take rn
June 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
‘stevens fleeces again by swindling portland of anthony simmons. he will thrive off-ball in boston behind brown and white next season!!’
- pretty much every celtics fan take rn
- pretty much every celtics fan take rn