Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast
@furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, figure skater, book nerd, amateur gluten-free baker. She/her, ace, bi. TERFs f*ck off. 🏳️‍🌈
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furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
Last night I dreamed that Godzilla was lurking right outside the building I was in and would randomly eat people, but we all just tried to go about our business and get our work done. Gosh, I wonder how my brain came up with that one. No parallels to anything in real life right now or anything 🙃
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grudgie.bsky.social
It should be very very clear to everyone right now that the Attorney General was asked under oath if she possesses pics of the President with undressed teens and she refused to say “no.”
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
(They planned to get married eventually but the bride is on an H1B visa and the latest Trump fuckery abruptly sped up the timeline)
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
Alas, he is not. But I think all the GP de France action will happen before the festivities start 🤞🏻
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
It’s such a lovely amalgamation of technical information and lyrical prose! Well done.
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
I really hope it’s a minor injury and she’s rehabbing it before Euros/Olympics 🙏🏻
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
My body is NOT READY (especially since it turns out my cousin is getting married next weekend and I’m hosting the reception at my house lol)
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
endlessly embarrassing that the powers that be here banned Link. just disqualifying.
thinkingautism.com
“As a neurodiversity advocate and as an autistic person, I’m really grateful for so much of the work that’s been done that allows me to be myself and to be successful being myself.” Link, who has been *banned*!?!? from this platform?

thinkingautismguide.com/2025/06/spac... #AutisticWhileBlack
Space Law, Race, and Neurodiversity: Autistic Advocate AJ Link
We live in a country & society that is built on racism. The neurodivergent community isn't free of that racism—per Autistic advocate AJ Link.
thinkingautismguide.com
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
Niina, nooooooo 😭
anythinggoe.com
🇵🇱 Ioulia Chtchetnina / Michal Wozniak have been assigned to Skate Canada

🇪🇪 Niina Petrõkina has withdrawn from Grand Prix de France
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sandrapoetry.bsky.social
My lyric essay/Olympic primer on figure skating’s elements & stars, geared to 4-year fans is LIVE at Fansided! Click, read, & share to get more skating writing out there! 💖 I’m looking at @mairinriybe.bsky.social @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social @wintryday.bsky.social fansided.com/program-on-t...
Program: On the elements of figure skating
How is art made from the disjointed scoring elements of figure skating?
fansided.com
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
As a courtesy, you will get a special Mold Discount on your 25% rent increase. Now the increase is only 24.5%!
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merriam-webster.com
Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
The power of friendship!
cyrthogg.bsky.social
Final: Brewers 7, Cubs 3

Vaughn homered. Then Contreras did. Then Chourio. In between, Jacob Misiorowski absolutely delivered on the biggest stage of his life. The bullpen dominated down the stretch.

Series: Brewers lead, 2-0
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razzball.bsky.social
You just got beat by a time traveler from the 1910s
Brewers Andrew Vaughn
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
Only if my sister and her family get tickets. Brewers are 0 for 3 in the postseason when they attend. They might have to sell their tickets if it’s an elimination game, lol
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jillybobww.bsky.social
A friend had a big professional win (passed a certification exam that would've cost $1200 to retake). She got home & walked in the door w/ a giant grin. Her husband saw her face & said, full of hope, "Is he dead?"

Which kind of took the joy out of her good news, b/c she had to say, "No, but..."
furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
I’m rooting for the #Brewers but I also need Justin Turner’s “EVERYTHING HURTS” shirt. #NLDS
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bobbylewis.bsky.social
thinking for absolutely no reason of britain’s king charles ii, who exhumed the corpse of oliver cromwell, tried it for murdering his father, posthumously executed the body, and displayed the severed head on the roof of westminster palace for no less than 23 years
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gregpak.net
Never believe what ICE says.

Never believe what this administration says.
gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
chicago.suntimes.com
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
I got it from the Simply Tomatoes cookbook but I’ll look online.