Fuzzmutt
@fuzzmutt.bsky.social
func vehicle is a right not a privilege
Late 20s nerd from Germany, terrorizes friends online, occasionally gets way too into things and keysmashes religiously
AV: nookingtxn.dog
Late 20s nerd from Germany, terrorizes friends online, occasionally gets way too into things and keysmashes religiously
AV: nookingtxn.dog
Pinned
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
the tow truck coming in to repo my balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the tow truck coming in to repo my balls
Melvin, brother of the Joker
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Melvin, brother of the Joker
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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I didn't go to bed I lied. Here's a growlithe.
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I didn't go to bed I lied. Here's a growlithe.
chronologically confused about expedition 33, where are the other 32 titles????
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
chronologically confused about expedition 33, where are the other 32 titles????
sometimes you fail upwards
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
sometimes you fail upwards
What Im saying is, I would really love to get Ratatouilled
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What Im saying is, I would really love to get Ratatouilled
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I learned today that sometimes farmers protect their baby cows from frostbite using little earmuffs.
I mean just look at them. 🥰🥰
I mean just look at them. 🥰🥰
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I learned today that sometimes farmers protect their baby cows from frostbite using little earmuffs.
I mean just look at them. 🥰🥰
I mean just look at them. 🥰🥰
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Mein Ko-fi Shop is offen :) Handgemachte Schnauzen-Tassen, ein paar weihnachtliche Sachen und Eiswürfel-Formen!
Habe wegen meiner Behinderung meine Arbeit verloren und bin über jeden Reskeet happy!
Habe wegen meiner Behinderung meine Arbeit verloren und bin über jeden Reskeet happy!
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Mein Ko-fi Shop is offen :) Handgemachte Schnauzen-Tassen, ein paar weihnachtliche Sachen und Eiswürfel-Formen!
Habe wegen meiner Behinderung meine Arbeit verloren und bin über jeden Reskeet happy!
Habe wegen meiner Behinderung meine Arbeit verloren und bin über jeden Reskeet happy!
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
Hey remember when Renault laid off a couple thousand workers and then they killed the CEO
just thinking about that
just thinking about that
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hey remember when Renault laid off a couple thousand workers and then they killed the CEO
just thinking about that
just thinking about that
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me every single day :3333333
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
me every single day :3333333
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So this guy had the balls to get cocky with a guy twice his size... So now he is giving all attendees of the bonfire a show! 💦
And with this one, Dinovember is finally done! Say bye to the dino and see u next year~ 💜
And with this one, Dinovember is finally done! Say bye to the dino and see u next year~ 💜
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So this guy had the balls to get cocky with a guy twice his size... So now he is giving all attendees of the bonfire a show! 💦
And with this one, Dinovember is finally done! Say bye to the dino and see u next year~ 💜
And with this one, Dinovember is finally done! Say bye to the dino and see u next year~ 💜
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GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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