Cal
@g0blin-king.bsky.social
goonion organiser, full of whimsy and goblins
just a week til Christmas wow
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
just a week til Christmas wow
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just got ghosted by the 3 scared hoes of christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
just got ghosted by the 3 scared hoes of christmas
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hail to the King
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ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have now been visited by three spirits this night
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I have now been visited by three spirits this night
It Begins. It is the 25th . He is Out There
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It Begins. It is the 25th . He is Out There
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The agent cooper line did make me lol though I won’t lie
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The agent cooper line did make me lol though I won’t lie
Merry Christmas, let us celebrate the birth of our lord and savoir , Santa D. "Claws" Capitalism
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Merry Christmas, let us celebrate the birth of our lord and savoir , Santa D. "Claws" Capitalism
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A planet’s rotation is how long its day be
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A planet’s rotation is how long its day be
I'm red for an amazing reason (white ass just slurped up spicy hotpot)
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm red for an amazing reason (white ass just slurped up spicy hotpot)
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Executives are like very young children. Pretend to pull a coin from behind their ear, tell them it’s magic, and watch them become mystified.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Executives are like very young children. Pretend to pull a coin from behind their ear, tell them it’s magic, and watch them become mystified.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
Except children grow out of it. Executives invest billions into every hole they’re told is magic and expect money to come squirting out.
Remember, these far right weirdos were cowardly losers with no traction before elon began boosting and financially rewarding their engagement-bait vice signalling.
Take those two things away from them, and they disintegrate to nobody losers once again
Take those two things away from them, and they disintegrate to nobody losers once again
If you’re still on Twitter, keep blocking them and adding them to lists. Screenshot their shit. Keep affecting their bottom line.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Remember, these far right weirdos were cowardly losers with no traction before elon began boosting and financially rewarding their engagement-bait vice signalling.
Take those two things away from them, and they disintegrate to nobody losers once again
Take those two things away from them, and they disintegrate to nobody losers once again
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I believe this is Kermit’s response to Ms Piggy cheating on him with Geoff Keighley
I can't remember if we KNEW this was happening or we MANIFESTED it, but THE MUPPET SHOW returns on February 4 for a one-off special starring... Sabrina Carpenter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i344...
The Muppet Show | Official Teaser | Disney+
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December 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I believe this is Kermit’s response to Ms Piggy cheating on him with Geoff Keighley
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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the only game i'm interested in is listening to women
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the only game i'm interested in is listening to women
It wasnt my favourite of these (torn between doom and dishonoured) but hyper light breaker was so good I'm heartbroken how the studio fumbling bad now
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2016, and what you would say your favourite game of 2016 is now, if it differs
(If you need a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
(If you need a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It wasnt my favourite of these (torn between doom and dishonoured) but hyper light breaker was so good I'm heartbroken how the studio fumbling bad now
Me clocking out of the yakubian demon factory
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me clocking out of the yakubian demon factory
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Oh yeah that's right, Australia wants ID verification for most social media platforms in a few days because our government is too pussy to get corporations to enforce their ToS
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oh yeah that's right, Australia wants ID verification for most social media platforms in a few days because our government is too pussy to get corporations to enforce their ToS
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This is my bidoofdoof he brings me great joy
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is my bidoofdoof he brings me great joy
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Samantha Fulkirky
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Samantha Fulkirky