Gabe
gabealmazan.bsky.social
Gabe
@gabealmazan.bsky.social
Music composer & performer
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I contributed a chapter to this book and yes it's the one with "bleak" in the title. If you spot a typo don't tell me

bristoluniversitypressdigital.com/edcollchap-o...
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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"STOP MIGRATING," the genius warned the migrants as he violently asserted conditions which force migration
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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I wonder when companies that produce paywalled video podcasts are gonna find out about the wheel they reinvented
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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This AI-generated sludge "fentanyl mass destruction drugs migrant oil trafficking" disgraces the tradition of american leaders authentically crafting a lie to justify violent imperialism
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Also there's the thing where teenagers don't get exposed to art-house cinema looking for late night nudity but I don't think the iPlayer can help with that right now.
I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I see it’s your turn to talk, but did I mention I’ve been reading a little something called books
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The best onions are the ones that hurt you the most
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Last couple times i’ve left america a trump presidency has followed, so can’t help but feel y’all need me
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Can anyone advise on what to do if you’re targeted by pestilence and/or plague
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Oh nooo what if i lose my job to the bot that goes crying to the nearest human because “return a different item” is too novel & what if correcting the inaccuracies of the literacy allergic Nazi digital composter for D students & incels is faster than not doing that
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Ok i’ll just admit, i have never had any idea what was up with those boat guys in mary poppins
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“Bubba” the musical, coming to Broadway in the summer of 2325, where AI presents the political history of 2025 United States and the question that occupied the discourse of “Clinton or horse”
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny

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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Got my breathing app on easy mode, no time for lung capacity in this economy
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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This has to stop happening, are you SURE dick cheney wasn’t already dead?
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Is it still called a midlife crisis if the only planet i can breathe on won’t last past my 40s
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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READING IS NOT HARD

WHAT’S HARD IS FINDING A WEBSITE YOU DON’T ALREADY KNOW THE URL TO

CAN THE INTERNET JUST LET US FIND THE THINGS AGAIN
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I miss when the idiot box was the tv & not the global network of all human knowledge & contribution
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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If you name your robot vacuum, you like slavery
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Hold up i was still getting fat from when we were doing body positivity & y’all changed it on me
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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If you say “we live in hell, how bout you?” using the same tone as “i’m doing fine, how bout you” you will find that it works & is the correct answer
October 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Who’s got a good boy screener, i’m not gonna drive 100 miles & breathe common air with the masses for a horror movie
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Are movie screeners still a thing
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I was only offered $2.6 million to perform at the riyadh comedy festival, i told them i’m past needing gigs for exposure but i’ll consider doing next year if they can offer the incommunicado detention of some of this year’s lineup
September 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM