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Michael J Dolan

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · Oct 13

Been thinking about starting a web comic

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 7h

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, they've let Matthew Bright out of director jail?

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Luke Shaw @lukeshaw.bsky.social · 1d

Junji Ito and Garth Marenghi would get on like a house on fire. Thick as thieves. Just two lads like "yeah the whole house turns to mould and kills the owner. No subtext, just mould."

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 2d

"This plane is going to crash into your house and you can't stop it" but the plane is still on the runway and also you're on the plane but you're still shrugging "ok I guess".

Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 2d

People who keep telling us that "ai is coming and you can't stop it", do they not think we should try and stop it though.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 2d

People who keep telling us that "ai is coming and you can't stop it", do they not think we should try and stop it though.

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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 2d

the biker bar sequence from Terminator 2 but Arnie’s POV keeps getting everything confidently wrong. A biker is “Volvo Estate”.
A knife is “Old Lady”.

BBC News headline “Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun” over a photo of sweet chilli Doritos

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 3d

Actors used to have proper names.

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 3d

Nah, they can spot a villain a mile off.

Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 3d

Bitten hard?

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Goth Goad (Halloween Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 4d

I always wondered what the lead up to the Battle of Cable Street would look like if there were camera phones and I kinda imagined it would be like this.

Turning Point United Kingdom influencer with bean juice on his face.

Post reads "Antifa thugs threw a full tin of beans for attending a mass-deportation protest."

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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 4d

Can't be as bad as when I got made to see The fuckin Smurfs in the summer. Aggressively dogshit.

Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 4d

Trying to talk my kid into seeing Paranorman at the cinema this week but running into a roadblock because it's about a boy. Probably going to have to see the Gabby's Dollhouse movie instead. Keep me in your thoughts.