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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19h

it should not be legal or allowed, i won’t accept it

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19h

Black messiah felt like a signal of so more to come 😔

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 20h

I miss when the idiot box was the tv & not the global network of all human knowledge & contribution

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 20h

This post tells you everything you need to know about modern academia

DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 20h

A popular app for organizing reading materials has been updated with integrated AI to do the reading, but they still haven’t fixed the left column being too narrow to read with no option to resize the column or the text

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 20h

A popular app for organizing reading materials has been updated with integrated AI to do the reading, but they still haven’t fixed the left column being too narrow to read with no option to resize the column or the text

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dalia’s butt @daliabutt.bsky.social · 2d

muah

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 5d

Don’t ask if i know things, i’ve been alive too long to even know which part of my memory to search & sure maybe some version of me learned a thing but i can’t be responsible for her now, also every meal hard resets my brain so assume i can barely remember how to keep my nervous system idling

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 6d

If you name your robot vacuum, you like slavery

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 7d

If renee zellweger isn’t in today’s ep of only murders in the building tuesday is canceled

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 7d

Hold up i was still getting fat from when we were doing body positivity & y’all changed it on me

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 7d

If you say “we live in hell, how bout you?” using the same tone as “i’m doing fine, how bout you” you will find that it works & is the correct answer

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 10d

😩

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 10d

holy shit lol. do you or someone you know have good boy, i cannot wait for the UK to get its act together

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 11d

Who’s got a good boy screener, i’m not gonna drive 100 miles & breathe common air with the masses for a horror movie

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 11d

I believed social media disinformation that good boy was coming out on netflix this weekend

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 11d

Are movie screeners still a thing

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 11d

starfleet medical officer here. I can tell you that a 72 hour stay in a medbed indicates a serious and potentially fatal health condition.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d

Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 13d

every once in a while midnight suns gets weird

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 16d

I was only offered $2.6 million to perform at the riyadh comedy festival, i told them i’m past needing gigs for exposure but i’ll consider doing next year if they can offer the incommunicado detention of some of this year’s lineup

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 18d

The midnight suns game gets unhinged after the story’s finished, everyone meanders without purpose & casually reveals secrets

Did you know that ghost rider & captain america are the woke mob

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 18d

Also unless budmouth is a weed side effect i don’t believe budmouth is a real thing that exists

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 18d

Hold up
1) he was upset about the explicit language & sexual references but not the fatal shooting?
2) i dunno if they mean baddies like we mean baddies but i don’t think they mean like we mean

oh this lil country lmao

Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 18d

This guy is a 100% moron and the school are weasels for entertaining him

www.theguardian.com/education/20...

Dorset school urged to reinstate banned book about race to reading list

Budmouth Academy in Weymouth removed The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas after complaint from parent

www.theguardian.com

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 18d

good thing there aren’t too many comedians

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19d

History Student: (500 years from now) I don’t understand why their society collapsed. They had just invented 3D Doritos, everything was going fine

Professor: Some think the fall was caused by 3D Doritos

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 23d

Remember when the blood moon made all those splashy headlines & then at 7:33 it hid behind some clouds, typical satellite behavior

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