Rich G-man Loins
garbingarbageman.bsky.social
Rich G-man Loins
@garbingarbageman.bsky.social
I put my pants on like anyone else sometimes
Be the change you want to make. Put your butt in an ass rest
why is it called chair and not ass rest
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Heh!

"Mett is raw pork. You’ll find it at German bakeries, slathered on open-faced sandwiches and studded with diced raw onion. If that sounds awful, you’ve learned enough about Mett for the rest of your life. You can leave."
Worms, pigs, me, worms, probably pigs again. I don't know what this does to the food web but I'm integrated

germanintegration.com/mett
Mett: is it really safe?'
DELICIOUS RAW PORK SANDWICHES ARE COMING FOR YOUR FAMILY
germanintegration.com
May 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Holy shit?
Mark Carney isn't a real person. He's an actor named Mark Moses
April 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If fish only smell like fish because of bacteria, how did it get there from all the foreskins?
April 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's crazy that cows have one giant boob with like 10 nipples
April 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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guy i was sitting next to on the flight to toronto was a hong kong native who i saw on twitter posting under a bunch of numbers account about being white, loving america, and hating the québécois. it truly takes all kinds in this world
March 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Elon Musk creampie
“welcomes” doing a lot of heavy lifting in this headline given that he will never meet this child unless it’s conveniently being used as a shield

apple.news/AbzNHiGo4Qtu...
Elon Musk Welcomes 14th Child, His Fourth Baby with Shivon Zilis — People
Zilis and Musk also share twins, Strider and Azure, 3, and daughter Arcadia, 1
apple.news
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Can only gas a head up so much before that Tesla stock goes bust
Musk's head looks like a rotten melon that's going to burst but just from internal pressure
February 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Shocking like an acrylic sweater but better smelling
February 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Musk's head looks like a rotten melon that's going to burst but just from internal pressure
February 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Reposted by Rich G-man Loins
he said it
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If humans had tails I'd probably get poop on mine
January 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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The bots are really crankin’ each other’s hogs, holy fuck.
January 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why don't more people burn down data centers?
January 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Is anyone gonna tell it?
January 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you blow your balls off with fireworks but live can you still get a Darwin award?
January 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner....

-me hugging my crying wife
December 30, 2024 at 1:11 PM
These onlyfans models are all over my content
December 29, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Narcowl says, "Only losers do drugs on the lawn but I'll meet you around back in 5"
December 29, 2024 at 6:29 PM
They can rim a lost Ramaswamy though?
December 28, 2024 at 6:46 PM