Gautam Paul
@gautpaul.bsky.social
Husband, father, brother and cousin. Give me a stage.
Loves family and friends plus meeting/talking with new people.
Likes vodka - needs it quite often these days.
Loves family and friends plus meeting/talking with new people.
Likes vodka - needs it quite often these days.
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Obviously this is not meant to be taken seriously. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Obviously this is not meant to be taken seriously. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Obviously this is not meant to be taken seriously. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Obviously this is not meant to be taken seriously. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
Two guys walk into a bar. Guess they didn't see that coming.
My wish for Christmas is that for one day, we can make jokes without having them explained to us
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Two guys walk into a bar. Guess they didn't see that coming.
The three spirits?
Vodka, malt whiskey and gin in no particular order.
Vodka, malt whiskey and gin in no particular order.
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The three spirits?
Vodka, malt whiskey and gin in no particular order.
Vodka, malt whiskey and gin in no particular order.
Piracy me hearties:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Trump says US will keep or sell oil seized from Venezuela
The US president also says the US intends to keep the tankers it has intercepted off the coast of Venezuela.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Piracy me hearties:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Reposted by Gautam Paul
1 million #plants 🌾🌽🎍🍅 and #animals 🦏🦒🐅 are threatened. #Wildlife and #biodiversity are at a crossroads of #extinction. Here's 7 practical ways to stop #species wipeout. Help them survive! #Boycottpalmoil 🌴☠️🚫 #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2024/11/17/s...
Seven practical ways to stop a species wipeout
1 million #plants 🌾🌽🎍🍅 and #animals 🦏🦒🐅 are threatened. #Wildlife and #biodiversity are at a crossroads of #extinction. Here’s 7 practical ways to stop #species wipeout. Help them survive! #B…
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December 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
1 million #plants 🌾🌽🎍🍅 and #animals 🦏🦒🐅 are threatened. #Wildlife and #biodiversity are at a crossroads of #extinction. Here's 7 practical ways to stop #species wipeout. Help them survive! #Boycottpalmoil 🌴☠️🚫 #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2024/11/17/s...
Galileo, galileo
If I say "I see a little silhouetto of a man" and you don't immediately follow up with "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?" then we can't be friends
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Galileo, galileo
Is that a chicken doing it's funky dance?
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Is that a chicken doing it's funky dance?
I see a guy with messy hair covering his face and s big walrus moustache. Small ea on the left.
I might be biased, but today the South Polar Cap of Mars looks a lot like Scotland to me 😂
Full size image & info: flic.kr/p/2oqrPg1 🔭🧪
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck
ESA Mars Express HRSC 2015-04-09
Full size image & info: flic.kr/p/2oqrPg1 🔭🧪
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck
ESA Mars Express HRSC 2015-04-09
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I see a guy with messy hair covering his face and s big walrus moustache. Small ea on the left.
He could've called it "the donald".
Just that.
Just that.
Renaming the Kennedy Center, our national fine arts center, after such a coarse, lowbrow, and ignorant buffoon is America at its very stupidest.
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He could've called it "the donald".
Just that.
Just that.
Take a look at this video, 'labi siffre something inside so strong youtube' share.google/J9MUOP23HVSU...
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December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Take a look at this video, 'labi siffre something inside so strong youtube' share.google/J9MUOP23HVSU...
What about: night fare
since the first meal of the day is called "break fast". the last meal should be called "i don't really need this but it's yummy".
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What about: night fare
If it went back to yuletide, would that stop the war?
Christmas crackers, what about yuletide yackers?
I've spent most of today talking to my dogs. Can you tell?
Christmas crackers, what about yuletide yackers?
I've spent most of today talking to my dogs. Can you tell?
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If it went back to yuletide, would that stop the war?
Christmas crackers, what about yuletide yackers?
I've spent most of today talking to my dogs. Can you tell?
Christmas crackers, what about yuletide yackers?
I've spent most of today talking to my dogs. Can you tell?
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"Muslims shouldn't have to disarm a gunman in order for people to say, 'Well actually, Muslims, they're good people.'"
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @premthakker.bsky.social discuss the Muslim man who stopped a mass shooting in Australia.
Watch the full conversation:
zeteo.com/p/good-musli...
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @premthakker.bsky.social discuss the Muslim man who stopped a mass shooting in Australia.
Watch the full conversation:
zeteo.com/p/good-musli...
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Muslims shouldn't have to disarm a gunman in order for people to say, 'Well actually, Muslims, they're good people.'"
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @premthakker.bsky.social discuss the Muslim man who stopped a mass shooting in Australia.
Watch the full conversation:
zeteo.com/p/good-musli...
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @premthakker.bsky.social discuss the Muslim man who stopped a mass shooting in Australia.
Watch the full conversation:
zeteo.com/p/good-musli...
I played Santa once.
He's never forgiven me.
He's never forgiven me.
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I played Santa once.
He's never forgiven me.
He's never forgiven me.
Repulsive.
First film of his I saw was The Sure Thing with John Cusack. Then on to Stand by me. So many great movies.
Nobody is talking about the files, ice or venezuela right now. He wouldnt have wanted that.
First film of his I saw was The Sure Thing with John Cusack. Then on to Stand by me. So many great movies.
Nobody is talking about the files, ice or venezuela right now. He wouldnt have wanted that.
Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement.
#NoWords 🤮
#NoWords 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Repulsive.
First film of his I saw was The Sure Thing with John Cusack. Then on to Stand by me. So many great movies.
Nobody is talking about the files, ice or venezuela right now. He wouldnt have wanted that.
First film of his I saw was The Sure Thing with John Cusack. Then on to Stand by me. So many great movies.
Nobody is talking about the files, ice or venezuela right now. He wouldnt have wanted that.
Why do they say "karma is a bitch", when its gender neutral?
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why do they say "karma is a bitch", when its gender neutral?
Reposted by Gautam Paul
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December 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Perfect accompaniment to not just Indian food but any type if you like it hot and spicy. The food, that is.
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December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Perfect accompaniment to not just Indian food but any type if you like it hot and spicy. The food, that is.
share.google/FaTyWAbZDhFa...
share.google/FaTyWAbZDhFa...
Where are the fresh green chillies?
#FoodOnFriday
North Indian cuisine:
Hariyali chicken, fresh out of the tandoor. Accompanied by sliced red onions and a lemon wedge.
North Indian cuisine:
Hariyali chicken, fresh out of the tandoor. Accompanied by sliced red onions and a lemon wedge.
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Where are the fresh green chillies?
There go the world cup and the Olympics.
I guarantee you an exception will be made for FIFA World Cup fans, players, coaches, and team officials. Bookmark it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There go the world cup and the Olympics.
You will be visited by three spirits.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Reposted by Gautam Paul
Maybe Coca-Cola will change Santa's look and clothes colour's now.
“Things That Never Happened” for 500, Alex
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Maybe Coca-Cola will change Santa's look and clothes colour's now.