Moistened primate
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"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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Our neighbor’s former porch stairs now comprise the cheapest ski slope in New York state
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Our neighbor’s former porch stairs now comprise the cheapest ski slope in New York state
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"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
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why was spider excluded from the family photo on
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
why was spider excluded from the family photo on
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goofus in the streets gallant in the sheets
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 PM
goofus in the streets gallant in the sheets
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computer please enhance
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
computer please enhance
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“we might go to war with Europe over Greenland” is not normal behavior and cannot be slotted into normal political rhetoric by people who would like to reestablish normal political relations with Europe someday
i feel like Americans don't get the level of eye-rolling this is getting from Europe
January 19, 2026 at 4:19 AM
“we might go to war with Europe over Greenland” is not normal behavior and cannot be slotted into normal political rhetoric by people who would like to reestablish normal political relations with Europe someday
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Donald Trumps wants you to bleed on the officer's uniform when they slit your throat DON'T TAKE THE BAIT BLEED DIRECTLY INTO THE GUTTER
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Donald Trumps wants you to bleed on the officer's uniform when they slit your throat DON'T TAKE THE BAIT BLEED DIRECTLY INTO THE GUTTER
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i keep calling my brothers infant “biggest buddy” and he doesn’t know this image is why
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
i keep calling my brothers infant “biggest buddy” and he doesn’t know this image is why
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It's been 20 years and society has failed to make disc art as good as King Of The Hill season 2 on DVD.
January 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It's been 20 years and society has failed to make disc art as good as King Of The Hill season 2 on DVD.
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Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Here’s what 6 weeks of training and a bunch of camo bullshit gets you.
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lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lawyers posting about trump news every day
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