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Dieting Hippo
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i make games and maps and things
https://dhippo.net
https://dietinghippo.itch.io/

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hello everyone now following me, if you have not met my body of work before then let me present to you: Doom Bathrooms

first up: BATHDOOM dietinghippo.itch.io/bathdoom
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Decent-feeling smashables in? rad, it's a game now 🐭⚔️
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Every single fucking time, I swear.
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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yeah that's who we should be going after right now, the Somali congresswoman who represents the city that's a target of a white supremacist crackdown. it was a fucking primary, get over it, you fucking wads.
Call me crazy, but I take my “frustration” out in the voting booth.

Accountability starts with participation. Even for members of Congress.
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
lol at the guy with 346k followers on this webbed site not understanding there wasn't a dem primary in 2024 because the party in charge just goes with the incumbent president sitting there.
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
devising a blocklist that blocks everyone with "sarcastic" in their bio so i can click less buttons
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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finally got a chance to record Moo playing the Bone Harmonica®
January 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
a small lol that i'm barely seeing ken's post about ice because i have posts with substack links muted. anyway that mf should go use ghost and get off the nazi blog site.
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Still super proud of everyone involved in this! One thing not mentioned is that behind the scenes, the co-op was able to help move a lot of creators off HW hosting so their comics are protected in the long term- collective action WORKS.
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:

cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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I'm going to see your 'Abolish ICE' and raise you a 'Get rid of the entire Department of Homeland Security'
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Lively nurses’ picket line today in NYC
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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samus grapple beam swing
#metroid
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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hey @jesawyer.bsky.social this might explain why they suddenly switched to 3rd-5th Ed. over a decade too soon
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
WA PEOPLE: CALL YOUR FREAKING STATE REPS. FILL OUT THIS FORM THAT WILL CONTACT LIKE THREE OF THEM FOR YOU.
Washington state lawmakers are rushing through HB-2112, which is the bill that will force Washington citizens to upload their ID or credit card to view adult content online.

Friday, Jan 16th, has been announced as the public hearing for the bill.

app.leg.wa.gov/BillSummary/...
HB 2112 Washington State Legislature
app.leg.wa.gov
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Washington state lawmakers are rushing through HB-2112, which is the bill that will force Washington citizens to upload their ID or credit card to view adult content online.

Friday, Jan 16th, has been announced as the public hearing for the bill.

app.leg.wa.gov/BillSummary/...
HB 2112 Washington State Legislature
app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
hey, are you a WA resident? call up Sen. Cantwell or Sen. Murray and ask them to specifically say to Abolish ICE. i got off the phone earlier with one of murray's offices (after calling 3 others that went to voicemail) and they were surprised i was calling because "she's been very vocal against ICE"
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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I don’t even know what to say about it any more. It just makes me incredibly sad. We’re literally just a tiny team of Writers & Narrative Designers - we haven’t done anything to deserve this.
i sorted curators by most popular and "sweet baby inc detected" was the first on the list, despite it being like 300,000 followers smaller than like a dozen other curator lists.. weird!
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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Did you know? As part of one of our many projects at luckyraven.cc we have a digital blindbox gacha machine for all the Space People that have ever been posted. Every single entry has a vinyl blindbox variant. You can build a collection here: titan.garden/collections.... Try for the chase variants!
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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does mr bean fuck
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Oh gosh, is that a new chapter title page of Yellow Brick Ramble on Patreon????

www.patreon.com/posts/chapte...
chapter 17; page 01! :O | Daisy Finch McGuire
Get more from Daisy Finch McGuire on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 AM