gazgoodboy.bsky.social
@gazgoodboy.bsky.social
There is a movie called The Cleaner that involves a window washer who is ex military coming out soon - Jason Statham does NOT star in this film.

How is that possible? It’s like it was written especially for him.
February 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When I turned 40 I was overweight, out of shape and thought I just wasn’t the sort of person who could ever run a marathon. Now, just over 8 years later, I also know that my observation skills are spot on.
January 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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ABSOLUTE BATMAN #4 is out today from @ssnyder1835.bsky.social @ghwalta.bsky.social @dc.com with a cover from yours truly! (Shown here with the 11x17” preliminary art and the 13x19” original final art)
January 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Don't make New Year resolutions. If you give up your bad habits your life will still be shit, but you'll have nothing to blame it on.
December 30, 2024 at 4:23 PM
The day after Christmas. All that food you loved in the fridge on Christmas Eve you now HATE.
December 26, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur
December 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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Still think this man is an absolute legend.
November 16, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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hey guys death is just your skeleton hatching.
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I also would love to see Hugo Strange get a chance to shine as the main villain
December 11, 2024 at 9:47 AM
I would love to see Guillermo del Toro do a Batman movie with Clayface or ManBat.
December 11, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Love the Batman - Caped Crusader series. It's like an animated version of what I would imagine a Guillermo Del Toro live action Batman would be
December 11, 2024 at 9:43 AM
That's shallot of drugs
December 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Seems like Jay Z has 100 problems now
December 9, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Imagine living at No.5, and what a barrel of laughs it must be trying to book a cab near Christmas.
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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I’ve been expecting a letter that was sent days ago. Luckily I remembered to check my junk folder and sure enough, there it was.
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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The life of an awful celebrity:

Is awful
Is awful
Still awful
Still awful
Still awful
Finally gets called out for being awful
Blames victims for the awfulness
Gets support from other awful people
Says more awful stuff
Gets show on GB News and/or finds god
Joins Reform
Still awful
Still awful…
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve!
November 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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proof that beyonce is inspired by betty white: thread
November 29, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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fair play, that’s a decent signing.
November 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Brits don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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Reviews of the yard

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Amazing milkshakes"

⭐☆☆☆☆
"Too many boys"
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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reminder of the time john prescott was given a state banquet on a trip to Beijing and then told them it wasn’t as good as Mr Chu’s in Hull

(source: hull daily mail)
November 21, 2024 at 10:00 AM
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My favourite nine people from Red Dwarf are Craig, Charles, Chris, Barrie, Danny, John, Jules, Robert and Llewellyn
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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I'm not ashamed to admit I have a favourite hob ring.

People who deny that they have are lying.
November 27, 2024 at 7:31 AM