Geoff Holtby
@gdholtby.bsky.social
IT / telephony guy in Northern Ontario
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Geoff Holtby
@gdholtby.bsky.social
· Dec 24
EVERY PODCAST
an exhaustive list of all the kinds of podcasts that exist. (1/n)
1/ MY MURDER ADDICTION
Cozy little true crime stories from your cozy quirky best friends! Every week we detail a new horrible way our listeners could be murdered if they leave their house. Brought to you by BetterHelp.
an exhaustive list of all the kinds of podcasts that exist. (1/n)
1/ MY MURDER ADDICTION
Cozy little true crime stories from your cozy quirky best friends! Every week we detail a new horrible way our listeners could be murdered if they leave their house. Brought to you by BetterHelp.
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Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
Snakes on a Plane on opening night. You had to be there.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Snakes on a Plane on opening night. You had to be there.
Quetico Provincial Park, august 2020
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Quetico Provincial Park, august 2020
I just watched The Man From Earth (2007) and it's the best low-budget movie consisting entirely of people in a room talking to each other since My Dinner With Andre. I highly recommend watching it with zero spoilers.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just watched The Man From Earth (2007) and it's the best low-budget movie consisting entirely of people in a room talking to each other since My Dinner With Andre. I highly recommend watching it with zero spoilers.
This is Rich Terfry's fault (I listen to the CBC drive playlist on Spotify)
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is Rich Terfry's fault (I listen to the CBC drive playlist on Spotify)
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
This would be impressive if the escalating decoherence were done on purpose as part of a surreal depiction of how dream-logic works
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This would be impressive if the escalating decoherence were done on purpose as part of a surreal depiction of how dream-logic works
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Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo
it's time for some fermentation experimentation
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
it's time for some fermentation experimentation
I am discovering that there are few to none satisfactory visual depictions of Sgt. Fred Colon and Cpl. Nobby Nobbs
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am discovering that there are few to none satisfactory visual depictions of Sgt. Fred Colon and Cpl. Nobby Nobbs
Wirecutter really not beating the allegations sometimes
This minimalist, paper-based to-do manager can help you focus on completing your important tasks while staying offline. nyti.ms/4h8ijiC
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wirecutter really not beating the allegations sometimes
Shutting down a vintage PBX that ran for 30+ years. 🫡
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Shutting down a vintage PBX that ran for 30+ years. 🫡
Polarization makes people so dumb. Think for even two seconds if this is more likely to be an actual screenshot of a real Israeli food blog, or a photoshopped meme passed around by anti-Israel posters.
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Polarization makes people so dumb. Think for even two seconds if this is more likely to be an actual screenshot of a real Israeli food blog, or a photoshopped meme passed around by anti-Israel posters.
Kakabeka
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Kakabeka
lol. lmao, even.
YVES ENGLER HASNT EVEN APPLIED TO RUN FOR NDP LEADERSHIP???????????
And he’s been accepting donations while implying he applied but hasn’t been approved yet???
Omg 🤦♀️
Article here: www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
And he’s been accepting donations while implying he applied but hasn’t been approved yet???
Omg 🤦♀️
Article here: www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
October 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
lol. lmao, even.
This is in response to the Bsky CEO taking the controversial stance that murder is bad.
When you were typing this, you must have known that the reaction by the whole community was going to be negative.... But were you surprised by just how negative the reaction has been??
This post shows so little self-awareness and it's just unbelievably disappointing to witness.
This post shows so little self-awareness and it's just unbelievably disappointing to witness.
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is in response to the Bsky CEO taking the controversial stance that murder is bad.
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My unified theory of political discourse centers around the fact that the quote post was invented in 2015
March 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My unified theory of political discourse centers around the fact that the quote post was invented in 2015
This story from Isabel J. Kim in the latest issue of Clarkesworld is really good.
clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_10_25/
clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_10_25/
Wire Mother by Isabel J. Kim
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
clarkesworldmagazine.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This story from Isabel J. Kim in the latest issue of Clarkesworld is really good.
clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_10_25/
clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_10_25/
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I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
October 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
At least they didn’t try to do the “we’re going to be the FREE SPEECH NO CENSORSHIP platform!” thing that always ends in the admins having to quickly rediscover content moderation and legal compliance 101 while muttering “oh shit oh shit” under their breath
I do love that the people who built bluesky learned nothing about running a social network beforehand and are thus committed to making all the same social network mistakes as everyone who came before them, from first principles
October 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
At least they didn’t try to do the “we’re going to be the FREE SPEECH NO CENSORSHIP platform!” thing that always ends in the admins having to quickly rediscover content moderation and legal compliance 101 while muttering “oh shit oh shit” under their breath
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Someone pointed out that new Taylor Swift songs all sound like those autotuned AI voice science explainer videos and I can’t un-hear it now.
www.tiktok.com/@learning.wi...
www.tiktok.com/@learning.wi...
Let's learn about the most random thing possible! 🤣❤️ #science #physics
TikTok video by Learning with Lyrics!
www.tiktok.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Someone pointed out that new Taylor Swift songs all sound like those autotuned AI voice science explainer videos and I can’t un-hear it now.
www.tiktok.com/@learning.wi...
www.tiktok.com/@learning.wi...
Every dry pasta ever made will be unpleasantly undercooked unless you go 2 minutes past what it recommends for “al dente” on the box, except for Kraft Dinner which turns to mush unless you undercook it by like 2 mins.
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Every dry pasta ever made will be unpleasantly undercooked unless you go 2 minutes past what it recommends for “al dente” on the box, except for Kraft Dinner which turns to mush unless you undercook it by like 2 mins.
Have had to invoke the DNS haiku twice so far today
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Have had to invoke the DNS haiku twice so far today