Gdongandalf
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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The first thing Virginia Spanberger did after being sworn in as Governor of Virginia was repeal Youngkin’s executive order requiring state and local law enforcement to cooperate with ICE.
This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating.
This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating.
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The first thing Virginia Spanberger did after being sworn in as Governor of Virginia was repeal Youngkin’s executive order requiring state and local law enforcement to cooperate with ICE.
This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating.
This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating.
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Someday we will have entirely different problems.
January 15, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Someday we will have entirely different problems.
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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life‘s a bitch and then you die
notice me senpai
notice me senpai
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
life‘s a bitch and then you die
notice me senpai
notice me senpai
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STREETS OF RAGE II
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
STREETS OF RAGE II
January 14, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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in yet another world first we will be integrating a child pornography website into our military. wow. impressive
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
in yet another world first we will be integrating a child pornography website into our military. wow. impressive
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
January 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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hey man good to see you, how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
hey man good to see you, how are you enjoying this hell simulation we are all living in
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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How do you know they were abandoned and not just looking for somewhere to build their houses?
Three abandoned little pigs rescued in Fenland
Three abandoned little pigs rescued in Fenland
"I'm used to catching dogs, but a pig is a different story," says a warden.
www.bbc.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 AM
How do you know they were abandoned and not just looking for somewhere to build their houses?