TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

was almost asleep but then imagined a tiny little German man who pronounces windowsill “Vin Diesel”

Fern the Diplodocus says hello and that you should remember to keep your teeth clean 🦕

28m!! 🪩💃

No churning clouds, no furious winds, no dramatic light breaking through, just the sun's first rays dancing across one of our planet's most spectacular & imposing massifs. Torres del Paine, Patagonia.

#photography #travel #bluesky #nature #landscape #naturephotography #landscapephotography #scape

It's a beautifully icy day in Seattle.

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet