When John Mellencamp rhymed “small town” with “small town” and then that “small town” with “small town,” I really felt that.

gaetz not ready for the major league, returns to minors

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement

Why do sports fans "root for" a certain team? The point of any game is to establish which team is better. If your spectatorship is motivated by anything other than curiosity to learn which team is better, then you are no fan at all.

Top 5 legal performance enhancers:

5. Extra hour of sleep
4. Sodium bicarbonate
3. Caffeine
2. Supershoes
1. Blasting Olivia Rodrigo in your headphones