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Gods Funniest Clown
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I got here the same way I do everywhere else. By mistake
Amon Ra St. Brown threw the playoffs anyway when he decided to do yhat stupid jiggle on the Commandrrs game
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Matt LaFleur in his infinite wisdom wants to see Christian Watson drilled, as a joke
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Adin Ross baiting Puca into a suspension is hillarious and also helps with the agenda #gopackgo
will give him credit for this follow up bsky.app/profile/akiv...
Glad to see Nacua coming out with a "I had no idea this was antisemitic, that's fucked up" statement.

Absent some other information about him to suggest he's lying - or him ever interacting with these dudes again - that's enough for me.
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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i have never once in my life thought that the ESRB was too light handed but this is about to turn me into Joe fuckin' Lieberman
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
America in Agreement - We kinda where asking for it
Hasan basically holding a press conference right now at the Zohran Mamdani election party lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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joe flacco v aaron rodgers in 2025 is forbidden old man yaoi
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Detengan a sus pinches empresas productoras de armas si tanto les preocupan los cárteles, son las que los surten de pistolas con las que matan latinoamericanxs. Hasta entonces, cry me a fucking river. No son víctimas, son victimarios.
September 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh shit it's melting tf down
BREAKING: US government is considering taking stakes in other chip makers that received CHIPS Act funds, including Micron, $MU, Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co, $TSM, and Samsung, per Reuters
August 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Over under for Huge 2026 being the year that the US balkanize?
August 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
President Xi... save me..
BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
August 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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it's a fine century i just. didn't think it would be chinese. is all
BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
August 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This website is good because you don't have submental mouth-breathers @-ing their groks in here
August 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hey dickhead do somehting
The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.

That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
June 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life

here are all the details with the archival evidence + more

timeline video:
Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1
YouTube video by MLYP
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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keep going patriots, today just might be the day
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Even the rats know that the ship is sinking
March 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Groimes it siz I down’t owe innything
Breaking: DOGE got access to the child-support database

Sensitive system includes data on virtually all U.S. workers

The career civil servant who objected to DOGE earlier this week is no longer at HHS

Scoop with @jeffstein.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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looking into this
March 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Not to get all Warhammer-y, but two months into 2025, I understand why Perturabo said, “You’re all fucking incompetent lunatics and I hate you all”, and just quit the Siege of Terra
February 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Hitler, who I do not support, never would have embraced genocide, which I also do not support, if the Weimar shitlibs hadn't tried so hard to deplatform him.

by Glenn Greenwald
February 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM