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gonna start telling ppl my sex life is like a holiday turkey
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
gonna start telling ppl my sex life is like a holiday turkey
low rise is back in style and it's my time to shine. i don't want to hear a thing from you high waisted ppl y'all literally had over a decade. let me live my Cassie from Degrassi fantasy 😡
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
low rise is back in style and it's my time to shine. i don't want to hear a thing from you high waisted ppl y'all literally had over a decade. let me live my Cassie from Degrassi fantasy 😡
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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sorry I'm bad at Lying and Bureaucracy, I have the brain disorder that makes you a good person lol
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
sorry I'm bad at Lying and Bureaucracy, I have the brain disorder that makes you a good person lol
you're either a birdwatching millennial or a ham radio millennial
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
you're either a birdwatching millennial or a ham radio millennial
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this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
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one day you turn 35 and everyone you know is indoor rock climbing
July 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one day you turn 35 and everyone you know is indoor rock climbing
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AI could never write an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
AI could never write an episode of Xavier Renegade Angel
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my heart will go off
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my heart will go off
another one to add to the faceblind list, even though I've been watching the show i still don't know which one is on screen until they say her name
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
another one to add to the faceblind list, even though I've been watching the show i still don't know which one is on screen until they say her name
not spoiling myself bc it's the least that i deserve
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
not spoiling myself bc it's the least that i deserve
a menorah but instead of candles you do a shot. is this a million dollar idea or am i high (both can be true btw)
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a menorah but instead of candles you do a shot. is this a million dollar idea or am i high (both can be true btw)
another really great thing is i won't be able to afford health insurance next year so please no one else hit me with their car
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
another really great thing is i won't be able to afford health insurance next year so please no one else hit me with their car
love having to stuff myself with benzos before i get an IUD bc even though I have 30+ tattoos and been hit my multiple cars it's easily the worst pain I've ever experienced and ofc they don't give you any painkillers 🌞🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🌞
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
love having to stuff myself with benzos before i get an IUD bc even though I have 30+ tattoos and been hit my multiple cars it's easily the worst pain I've ever experienced and ofc they don't give you any painkillers 🌞🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🌞
man come the fuck on
BREAKING: Chicago police officers can turn off their body-worn cameras while being questioned by their supervisor immediately after they shoot a member of the public, the federal judge overseeing efforts to reform the Chicago Police Department ruled Friday. @wttw.bsky.social
CPD Officers Can Turn Off Cameras While Being Questioned About Shootings, Federal Judge Rules
However, U.S. District Court Judge Rebecca Pallmeyer ruled that officers must have their cameras on if a deputy chief asks them to answer additional questions about the shooting.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man come the fuck on
accidentally made a christmas butthole
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
accidentally made a christmas butthole
feeling very how do you do fellow kids this fine Sunday morning
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
feeling very how do you do fellow kids this fine Sunday morning
uninstalled IG and reinstalled lex bc i need to put all my energy into topping my one post
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
uninstalled IG and reinstalled lex bc i need to put all my energy into topping my one post
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I'll dress up to get on an airplane when they bring back smoking cigarettes on there. And quaaludes
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'll dress up to get on an airplane when they bring back smoking cigarettes on there. And quaaludes
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I really can not describe how nice it is to have a website where a child can tell you exactly what they need to make their life better and you can just...make their life better. Amazing work at One Simple Wish.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I really can not describe how nice it is to have a website where a child can tell you exactly what they need to make their life better and you can just...make their life better. Amazing work at One Simple Wish.
don't ever tell me to vote again
BREAKING: Chicago police officers will be allowed to file felony gun charges without first getting approval from a prosecutor throughout the city, Cook County State’s Attorney Eileen O’Neill Burke announced Friday. @wttw.bsky.social
Program Allowing CPD Officers to Directly File Felony Gun Charges to Expand Citywide, Top Prosecutor Announces
The Felony Review Bypass Pilot Program was “an unqualified success,” Cook County State’s Attorney Eileen O’Neill Burke said.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
don't ever tell me to vote again
this country has always been a scam but now that masks are off it's embarrassing that some of you still think it can be reformed
Speakers also urge for people to keep donating to the Midwest Immigrant Bond Fund. Alejandra Oliva, a volunteer with the bond fund, says the amount of money they are trying to raise is "unprecedented" as they try to get hundreds of people out of ICE detention, $1500 per person.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
this country has always been a scam but now that masks are off it's embarrassing that some of you still think it can be reformed
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MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
just remembered that one time i called a tattoo artist out on IG for using AI and one of his fans replied to my comment saying i’m stealing artwork by making stuff like this on my etsy. anyway buy my stuff so the executives of nintendo starve or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
just remembered that one time i called a tattoo artist out on IG for using AI and one of his fans replied to my comment saying i’m stealing artwork by making stuff like this on my etsy. anyway buy my stuff so the executives of nintendo starve or whatever