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she/her || just happy to be here
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It’s #WorldAIDSDay - Did you know sanitation and barriers are industry standard in tattooing because Cliff Raven, a gay tattooer from Chicago, made sure he could still provide service to his own community as most shops refused to tattoo homosexuals when the AIDS crisis emerged?
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.
October 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Today so far feds in Chicagoland have:

Attacked & arrested protesters at the Broadview detention center w/the help of the ISP other agencies

Tear gassed a street in Logan Square that has a grocery store & elementary school on it, among other things

Violently handcuffed an Alderperson

It's 3pm
October 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Everyone is correct to be outraged by this, but also it's such an absurd pose he has nothing to back up. These cowards will be arresting roofers and cooks and bullying normal people minding their business. They won't even be near the 'crime' they claim to be stopping. They think the L is too scary
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.

In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
September 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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congratulations to the internet’s biggest perverts for being so horny they caused an integer overflow

deeply proud of all of you
July 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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timeline cleanser: Irenicus versus some chainmail
June 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Brief standoff between masked federal officers and one person outside immigration court in Chicago.

This was after the same protester sat in front of their arrival vehicle that may have been returning for more arrests (8 so far) and it backed up and left.
June 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
every day i lose more and more ground to my demons*

*getting a stomach tattoo
*getting a sternum tattoo
*buying a concrete goose secondhand off fb marketplace so that i can dress it up in little outfits
May 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
get me to god’s country
May 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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everyone: wow, the new pope is from america

chicagoans:
May 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Volume up
Chicago Pope's here
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days
March 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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trans folks deserve the world and the moon and laughter and wonder and liberation
April 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I’ve been sort of idly keeping track of all the points in the Declaration of Independence’s bill of particulars that arguably apply to the Trump Admin. This is the first four-in-a-row I’ve hit. www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
March 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The USA’s two leading scholars of authoritarianism and fascism moved to Canada (one permanently, one on leave).

“Stanley writes he has been “very happy at Yale, with the department and the university,” but he wants “to raise my kids in a country that is not tilting towards a fascist dictatorship.”
When scholars of authoritarianism and fascism leave U.S. universities because of the deteriorating political situation here, we should really worry.
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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hot depressed women take the sea air
March 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The world: collapsing, on fire, backsliding in new and horrifying ways
Midwesterners: let's celebrate this holiday dedicated to donuts
March 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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eleven days from now the senate has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history
March 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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It's crazy how there might actually be a conclave so soon after the movie "Conclave" came out. Anyway, back to work on my screenplay "Emergency Tesla Board Meeting".
March 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Yeah let's fuck with the people who notoriously love their city above country and hate snitches, see how this goes
January 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Tom Homan unexpectedly makes the case for why Chicago is the best.
January 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM