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It would be foolish to buy a used steam deck going for full retail price 24 hours before I embark on an expensive trip of a lifetime to Japan…. But it would also be brave. It would send a statement on behalf of gamers everywhere

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 4d

It's weird how nobody ever talks about the fact that we all hear incredibly loud discordant high-tempo circus music in our heads at all times

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 5d

Myth: most garden gnomes are just gnomes who were too lazy to work in the emerald mines.
Fact: we don’t know what they did wrong.

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 5d

I only like socially conscious bawdy tavern songs with good wordplay

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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 6d

Keeping a highwayman at bay with my walking stick while my party retreats with our purse of 3 copper

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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 5d

[Drunk text] What is teh name of Snoppis yellow frind . The berd

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t mind the count. Keeps to himself. Is 7 foot tall. Takes an interest in what’s been happening with my livestock.... Don’t love the smell of pestilence he gives off tbh but that’s up to him.

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 5d

By 2029, “high protein yoghurt for the organic mind” is expected to entirely replace the phrase “food for thought”

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 6d

In my culture it’s very shameful to give a guest food before they’ve rolled a boulder onto your head as you pass through a ravine

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 6d

Attaching coconut shells to my horse’s hooves so my enemies mistake the sound of me approaching on horseback for the sound of someone pretending to approach on horseback