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Ellie
@giveemellkid.bsky.social
I'm just a silly little guy who's a girl who's a dog whose line is it anyway?

Peer worker in training, likely to regret most skeets for professional reasons.

Transfemme tomboy emo hippy ska punk noise pop crust sludge mushroom enthusiast.

She/her/gayyy
Pinned
Somehow, my girlfriend saying "Hey babe, what if instead of getting vaginas we go halvsies in a Labyrinth pinball machine based on the movie Labyrinth starring David Bowie" was the most transgender sentence I've ever heard.
I can only hope
that a better world will rise
from this one's ashes

#haiku #senryu
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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the western world built its empires on the stench of blood-drenched colonialism, and now they sit back and do nothing as an entire group of people are slaughtered on their own lands, bulldozed into the genocidal grave of history, and obliterated on the world stage
February 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Zionism is Racist Settler Colonialism. The Goal was always Greater Israel without Palestinians.
Ethnic Cleansing and #GazaHolocaust.
February 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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*solemnly* bombaclaat
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Charlie made her stop because grooming teen girls is the man’s job in a traditional Christian household
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The funniest version of suicide by cop is when it's one cop doing it to themselves.
February 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Makes you wonder what the cunts who decided no further investigation was necessary have done to their own spouses.
Women, leave Queensland. #auspol

Queensland police refused to discipline officer accused of domestic violence against pregnant partner

Police decided there was ‘no tangible benefit’ to conducting disciplinary action against the officer and opted not to investigate
Queensland police refused to discipline officer accused of domestic violence against pregnant partner
Police decided there was ‘no tangible benefit’ to conducting disciplinary action against the officer and opted not to investigate
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
You know you've done a good job fingering a Transformer when you make her skrrt.
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
They fuckin ought to be.
Comrade Ben, I wish.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The hardest version of the trolley problem would be one where everyone on the tracks is a cop, because then it goes from being a question of utilitarian ethics to one of practical physics, i.e. how to ensure that you successfully run over all of the cops 🤔.
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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the only constitutionally protected freedoms are for the wealthy to be child-raping nazis and for their minions to carry out their will
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I don't know who the fuck this Dow Jones guy is, but judging from the people I've heard talking about him, he can suck my dick from the back over 50,000 times.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I love it when sasscore is really serving cunt.
May 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
🎶I'm like a nerrrddd, I'm also kinda gayyyy
I don't know what the score is
Sports are boring as all shit
And baby all I need for you to know is🎶
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Now what? I dunno, but I'm gonna go with doing everything that universities have done to students protesting against genocide but to any professor that uses AI for anything ever, deport those cunts cunts instead.
May 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
These fucking TV shows where they follow cops around ruining people's days and try to make the cops look cool and badass make me wanna bitchslap a boomer.
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The hell they are, I literally just read you, idiot.
May 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If no one has done it already, I'm calling my transition memoir "Fags to Bitches".
May 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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The left needs an Italian Joe Rogan. Not for electoral purposes. For my purposes. Jamie pull-a that up, the chemtrails look like linguine, etc.
May 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
A Joe Rogan of the left but for the buff dolls, Hoe Rogan, if you will 💅🏼💪🏼🎙️
May 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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We need a leftist podcaster [reading notes] who's a dumb asshole
May 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You tell em buddy, flappin on em.
May 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just described my own fart to myself out loud by saying "I respect it, it's serving sulphuric realness", I'm unwell, put me down.
May 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM